Epic win

From The Guardian.

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lol

Yeah, 'runs' should have been 'ruins', of course.

LOL

Yeah, 'runs' should have been 'ruins', of course.

A double typo! what a treat from the Guardian

But what other typo could you possibly be talking about?

I'm going with win for this one - see the 'about the author' section. And the book descriptions...

https://www.amazon.com/Gary-L.M.-Martin/e/B07JNLP7WK?fbclid=IwAR3467Gm_UKCw8O2sHz0SavYUbH0Pir1FGid7SFkQc0auV-OCnNRK8fdz1k

Can you copy and paste? There's a lot to read how his has total distain for all things basically
Not sure if that's what you meant... Comes out different on the app... I think. Can't find the about part.

Aye, it's long. Basically, the author used the 'about me' section to write a flaming tirade against all other sci-fi/speculative fiction authors. Here are a couple highlights but it really does reward reading the entire thing...

Furthermore, the very dim lightbulb in your head is only bright enough to generate one idea (at most). So if you start out writing stories about Unicorns refighting WW II in outer space, ALL your stories will undoubtedly be about Unicorns refighting WW II in outer space.

Lastly, and most importantly, you lack SELF-AWARENESS. And what do I mean by that? You lack the self-awareness to write stories which are entertaining.

My next book will be: "God's Middle Managers" which will be a drama which takes place in Heaven, and it will be AMAZING.

And from one his book descriptions:

Women have three reproductive chambers, and men have fifteen inch organs of reproduction with expressive faces on them. Two men and two women are required to make a baby, and women have holes in the backs of their heads for receiving another kind of love.

😂

Double brilliant

Journey to the Year One Billion

This is the complete, uncensored version of this book, 202,000 words long. It has love scenes and scenes of women enjoying the company of men. Prudes, Politically Correct-Woke types and SJW's will ignore this warning and read the book anyway, in search of outrage.

Every book synopsis has a "this book is sexeh, prudes can GTFO" disclaimer at the end.

It's space-rage-wank fodder for Trump-babies - where's the win here?

men have fifteen inch organs of reproduction with expressive faces on them. Two men and two women are required to make a baby, and women have holes in the backs of their heads for receiving another kind of love.

https://youtu.be/45y2Wsf3N5o

https://youtu.be/mv3CvdaK7XE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY9axZBUUlo

This is up there with the best mash ups! Move over wugazi!

https://youtu.be/OAGRZ95-4Vo

Imagine being of such poor character that you get kicked out of Oz
https://amp-theguardian-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/jul/19/katie-hopkins-deported-australia-visa-cancelled

https://youtu.be/iyc62g7YQM0

Yeah but it means she's coming back here... Balls...

Can a .gov petition get someone stripped of their citizenship status?

did i see she claimed to boast about opening the door to the people delivering her meals naked?

surely she needs to be charged with public indecency and put on a sex offenders register before deportation?

and counselling for the victims

I imagine something akin to a sausage skin stuffed with prunes

Zing.

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RAF_Luton, a well known parody account, tweeted this today:

Covidiot twitter went bananas...

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How could they fall for that? It's obviously a C-130.