Epic win

Ha, ok

or twigs

Or sausages.

or fags.

wut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsgHMgvo-3M

Want
A
Cuddle?

following research into the emotional and health benefits of a cuddle

I always knew!!!

either win or wtf, not sure:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2xnl6LwJE#t=26

escher

Watch the shadows. They are all wrong.

....or magnets.

Forced perspective and three separate bits of footage, masked synced and blended. tynanesque, but he would have added camera wobble for believability.

Yeah, needs camera wobble, proper shadow and more realistic water. Neat idea though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSFcNN8Iq50

Hmm. I'm now sorely tempted to try bashing out a car window. That looked well easy.

Don't try it when the window's closed!

^ Yeah, didn't work for me either.

Sharp ring?

Spark plugs
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_rocks

win?

Bull wins (16 inch goring wound, doctors had to repair his thigh, sphincter and lower back)

I love it when the cows win.

Not sure where to put this, but I'm opting for win on the strength of the Fancy Tweed waterproof gaiters.

http://spitalfieldslife.com/2015/02/17/the-metropolitan-machinists-co/

Very sensible "Useful Hints on Cycling" as well, but I'm not sure I'm ready to oil my bearings with sperm.

call Ishmael, he'll set you up

The sperm thing doesn't work, I kept attracting too many stray dogs, but at least they had already learnt not to lean.

I shall be fitting carbide lamps and rifle clips immediately, and I have often thought that the bugle is the ideal method of alerting other road users to my approach.