Epic win

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/eea5/
uk, not as good: http://www.lakeland.co.uk/18651/Star-Wars-Lightsaber-Lolly-Moulds

Firebox.com - ice sabres. Google is your friend.

Cheers Constable.

Chief Inspector more like!!!

There isn't. There are non-square brackets around 'like you always do', which is entirely correct. (They just look a little square when you see the font this small.)

You could start by not omitting the required full stop at the end of this sentence. :)
phew! You saved me! I'm definitely not a pforum pedant

What, you're hanging on a chain around the forum's neck?
I think you're thinking pendant not pedant...

^ pendant.

I love Picasso
Fifth Element, designing Picasso creature - YouTube

My mate geoff just landed his first ever loop. Not a pretty landing, but still. His noises say it all.

http://vimeo.com/88019456

Not sure if it's an epic win but it's a win of some sorts.
Herbert Sukenik 'paid £10 million' to move out.

It won't fit in the post box obviously.
Just leave it on the drop and go desk at your post office.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b759d30bae88b82d3d75daa53240f52/tumblr_n1x8g0byPY1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg

^^^ When a stolen bike is recovered chances are the thief has already profited. The person who lost out is just as likely to buy another nicked bike to replace that one.

Or are they more likely to think about where the next one came from?

^^ but in this particular case there's a good chance it's the thief's "bike storage area" given the poor quality identikit locks

^ and yeah hopefully it makes you think it's not worth the saving especially if you lose out in the end

The ridiculous thing is a lot of the time shopping around you can pay not a lot more than a stolen bike for someone's loved but no longer needed past steed. Some of the bargains you see "on here" far exceed brick lane...

Buy cheap, buy twice, or thrice or until you learn your lesson.

from the beeb, guys were out on a stag do and bumped into the Prof

^ Old as the hills...

Nah, they're different, it's subtle but if you look carefully they have different words for cunt on them.

They're after you, Snoter

The way the dog in the driver's seat keeps checking over it's shoulder is fucking priceless.