Epic win

So with the split tounge, can you move each end independetly? Always wanted to know.

My epic win- camera repair I thought was gonna be £300, is actually £65. Brilliant.

So with the split tounge, can you move each end independetly? Always wanted to know.

I gather you can also convince dopey broads to eat apples.

I think you're all missing the real 'Epic' story here today....James did a bunnyhop, and then rode away from the lights when they turned green.

YouTube - Sound-Effects - Crowd Cheer And Applause

So with the split tounge, can you move each end independetly? Always wanted to know.

My epic win- camera repair I thought was gonna be £300, is actually £65. Brilliant.
Some people can, others can't. It's sort of like the ability to roll your tongue.

I think you're all missing the real 'Epic' story hear today....James did a bunnyhop, and then rode away from the lights when they turned green.

YouTube - Sound-Effects - Crowd Cheer And Applause

I was ignoring that as it sounded more like a "normal ride to work" rather than an epic win.

No no, you're missing the point here, the epic win was that I didn't have to slow down or stop and by luck caught the lights perfectly, it put a nice big smile on my face.....simple things eh!

.......i'll get my coat

Hope it's not a pullover one?

No no, you're missing the point here, the epic win was that I didn't have to slow down or stop and by luck caught the lights perfectly, it put a nice big smile on my face.....simple things eh!
Again, I refer you to the normal ride to work comment.

i just saw rolf harris in my local sandwich shop just now on gloucester rd.

Again, I refer you to the normal ride to work comment.

Yeah it is a normal ride to work, as its the same route I take every day, and bunnyhopping a traffic island is not an unusual occurence, but it was something that made me smile today combined with other factors such as the great weather, so I thought i'd share.

No no, you're missing the point here, the epic win was that I didn't have to slow down or stop and by luck caught the lights perfectly, it put a nice big smile on my face.....simple things eh!

So the 'epic' part is that you didn't have to slow down because the traffic lights changed to green?

Oh yeah, forgot to say...congratulations on getting that job as the co-writer of the next Lord of the rings movie.
I liked that first draft you showed me...

[Bilbo to Frodo]
"Wow, look, a beautiful Silver ring...i wonder if it has any magical powers...this might be just what we need to save the whole planet from the evil forces of darkness?"

[Frodo to Bilbo]
"Bollocks...nah, it's just a ring pull from a pepsi max....fancy a Macky D's?"

[Bilbo to Frodo}
"Ok"

[Roll end credits}

;)

Yeah it is a normal ride to work, as its the same route I take every day, and bunnyhopping a traffic island is not an unusual occurence, but it was something that made me smile today combined with other factors such as the great weather, so I thought i'd share.

couldn't you sex it up a bit though? You know, less bike, more mmmmm

Yeah it is a fucking bitches ride to work, as its the same whore I ride every day, and fisting a traffic cop is not an unusual occurence, but it was something that gave me the raging horn today combined with other factors such as the massive amounts of viagara and coke that I had consumed and all the naked dudes who wanted to touch me up, so I thought i'd share.

couldn't you sex it up a bit though? You know, less bike, more mmmmm

A man of high standards will.

Yeah it wasa fucking blitchin ride to work man, I like fucked up four pigs as I bunnyhopped over them, before entering the Whoreditch area, then I was like eat my rubber bitches as I was wallriding skyscrapers just like Ruben alcantara/leather/suede (delete as appropriate) in that famoush movie innit, and then I saw Ruben as I flew into rabbisgate past RBS, and he was like dude that was f-in sick, I didn't realize you could do shit like that on a fixie bro, and I was like yeah man its true innit, as long as you learn how to skid first you is da baddest man on da block, and den you can start doin dem bmx tricks like you do, an he was like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat i'm gettin a fixie, and I was like safe blad, don't forget your foot retention though, should be able to get power straps on your fly pedals yeah.*

still too much bike James

hmmmm clearly I need to work on my writing skills, i'm going to go get some lunch and think it over properly.

will it be a sexy lunch James?

funniest page in ages - dale's rolf thing in the middle of it all too, hilarious

i just saw rolf harris in my local sandwich shop just now on gloucester rd.

How many legs was he sporting?

Yeah it wasa fucking blitchin ride to work man, I like fucked up four pigs as I bunnyhopped over them, before entering the Whoreditch area, then I was like eat my rubber bitches as I was wallriding skyscrapers just like Ruben alcantara/leather/suede (delete as appropriate) in that famoush movie innit, and then I saw Ruben as I flew into rabbisgate past RBS, and he was like dude that was f-in sick, I didn't realize you could do shit like that on a fixie bro, and I was like yeah man its true innit, as long as you learn how to skid first you is da baddest man on da block, and den you can start doin dem bmx tricks like you do, an he was like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat i'm gettin a fixie, and I was like safe blad, don't forget your foot retention though, should be able to get power straps on your fly pedals yeah.*
That's a bit better. The plot is too unbelievable though, maybe you should work on making it more realistic?

I went to lunch with a couple of friends, sipped on some cocktails...

and then went home.

better?

The friends bit still seems unrealisitc...