Only twats ride with worn cleats

good luck, Clive.

I'm not sure he's seeing a proctologist Murtle.

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Sadly, I think that mental collective extends no further than Clive.

happy thoughts cliveo

Ref: Case File: Ars v. Rode, 2009

Good luck Clive. Let's hope they get to the bottom of the problem once and for all.

Are you sure your doctor is qualified?

Actually, more like:

http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/3306/mad_doctor.jpg

Benny Hill surely?

Bugger Clive. Have only just caught up with all your updates. Very best for a successful op and speedy recovery.

Sore and somewhat groggy but about to go home as soon as MrsO arrives. Have to see consultant in a fortnight and he will tell me then when I can think about riding. For the time being, cycling is forbidden and I have been advised not to plan anything.

No more gunk collecting bag attached to my buttock. Lots of glue and staples instead. Hopefully, the end is just around the corner.

Thanks for all your kind messages and pictures which kept me chuckling as I waited to go into theater this morning. Benny Hill wins it.

Glad your on the mend (fingers crossed, properly this time).

Benny hill always wins it. :)

Well done Clive. Hope its not to painfull. Fingers crossed this is the end of it. Although I was enjoying the puss storys (I though I would grow out it one dau but clealy not).

heal fast clive

If a picture speaks a thousand words Clive, can you leave yours, behind?

See you tomorrow. You want grapes or something?

yay. here's to no more junk in the trunk.....

J.

heals up, sir

abcess makes the heart grow fonder.

heal up!

There's a gag based on that, using the make of a well known Japanese motorcycle manufacturer.

Heal fast Clive. Enjoy those Benny Hill re-runs as you convalesce.