Should a bike shop charge more if...

It's just a shit business,

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i would politely tell the customer to come back when they've cleaned the shit off the tyre. that's fucking disgusting.

Under health and safety regulations you can and should refuse, tell them to argue with the Queen if unhappy!
When its explained, most people understand and are Ok with it.

He had to have a glass eye fitted [...] I didnt realise until it came out in conversation...

That must have been awkward for you both...

clean it before you take it to the shop ,you dirty basturd

we charge a fiver more

i would politely tell the customer to come back when they've cleaned the shit off the tyre. that's fucking disgusting.

+1. What kind of person thinks it's okay to bring a bike in covered in shit?

If you're still going to go ahead with the repair, I'd charge a substantial amount for cleaning.

we charge a fiver more

A lot more than this.

rubber hose, under the armpits.

chained to the radiators in the boiler room..

death's too good for them, these dogshit covered bike owners.

scum.
Probably Danish.

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id charge shitloads