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Are you making assless trouser puns now. Quite dry but we should try to keep this clean.

Im sorry... it was a bit below the belt.

It's a turn up compared to the usual punnery that occurs round here

I've only just cottoned on to this.

its too hard, i might jacket in

Just buckle down and give it a go.

I'm sure you'll clasp it soon.

I have work to do, I should button it.

i have vested interest in how this turns out

velcro and do some work then

These hurt.

not a patch on the original thread

its too hard, i might jacket in

you big girls blouse!

now now, don't get shirty

you big girls blouse!

i'm getting a bit hot under the collar now

sorry this doesn't suit me. i'm out.

I'm sure you'll clasp it soon.

I'm a frayed knot…

All this punning is a bit homespun, quite frankly.

You wore that comment like a hairshirt.

sorry this doesn't suit me. i'm out.

yarn knot fooling me.

You wore that comment like a hairshirt.

I don't waist any opportunities for atonement.

shit film, that...

shit film, that...

Truly ragged.

threadbare script, didn't do the novel justice

threadbare script, didn't do the novel justice

Given that the author pronounced himself happy with the script, I guess we can assume that both have the same flimsy fabric of wanky, pretentious, illogical bollocks.

You lot cut me up.