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  • i hate it when people say they 'use' pornography. Instead of just watching porn and jacking off, they purport to 'use' pornography, presumably as the agent of their self-gratification. just a grammatical thing i suppose, but annoying nonetheless.

  • hey porn man
    have you used either of those?

    those two words should never be used in the same sentence

  • i hate it when people say they 'use' pornography. Instead of just watching porn and jacking off, they purport to 'use' pornography, presumably as the agent of their self-gratification. just a grammatical thing i suppose, but annoying nonetheless.

    I 'use' Londonfgss.com

  • i for one welcome our new surveillance regime, it will keep the terrorists, liberalists and homosexualists from winning. god save the queen and that lovely mrs thatcher!

  • i for one welcome our new surveillance regime, it will keep the terrorists, liberalists and homosexualists from winning. god save the queen and that lovely mrs thatcher!

    Yeah we gotta keep those fuckers at bay innit, god forbid they should ever come into political positions, or positions of power.......

  • anyone who opposes these laws must have something to hide and is almost certainly a paedophile*

    • i shit you not, the australian minister for communications used this argument in almost the same form to justify his plans to apply a mandatory ISP-level filter on the internet in australia. he actually said that people who opposed the filter were supporters of child pornography.
  • will this affect free downloads like torrents?

  • i for one welcome our new surveillance regime, it will keep the terrorists, liberalists and homosexualists from winning. god save the queen and that lovely mrs thatcher!

    If by abandoning the idea of the private and the intimate and opening up our lives and our very inner thoughts to the state - if by all this we can stop one bastard foreigner claiming housing benefit I am all for it.

    Next stop, baby ID, I want all babies stopped and searched and demanded that they hand over their documents, that's how the bastards start.

  • anyone who opposes these laws must have something to hide and is almost certainly a paedophile*

    • i shit you not, the australian minister for communications used this argument in almost the same form to justify his plans to apply a mandatory ISP-level filter on the internet in australia. he actually said that people who opposed the filter were supporters of child pornography.


    He is right.

  • will this affect free downloads like torrents?

    Nothing is really effected as such, it is just from Monday every site you visit will be recorded. (and phone call and email - so that heartfelt email to your girlfriend/boyfriend will effectively be state property)

    Who knows what will transpire with this legislation ?

    I am more than certain that this - of all the numerous invasions into private life by these cunts - will be subject to function creep as time progresses.

  • them them they come over here do jobs and things drink our women take our beer, if getting my brain scanned inside and out washed with soap and a spike then rinsed in vinegar will stop it then im all for it, i mean if you got nothing to hide then you got nothing to worry about

  • I want a fucking camera in every fucking room in the fucking United Fucking Kingdom, one camera for every fucking room, no fuck that, ten cameras in every fucking room in the fucking United Fucking Kingdom - and all babies to be fucking tagged and a camera glued to their little heads and everyone to report to the police station for a shake down once a fucking month, yes every fucking month all of you you fucking citizens, if you have nothing to hide why the fuck would you protest ? What the fuck are you up to, are you masturbating again, you dirty little fucking fuck, right that's it, we gave you freedom and what did you fucking do, you knocked one out, you fucking dirty fucking fucker, everyone is to now - because of you - have cock cameras, that's right cock camera's, a fucking camera glued onto your fucking cock, everyone, even the cockless.

    You bastard citizens, stand up you cunts here comes the fucking Queen.

  • What about Cunt camera's, you can't have cock cameras then not get cunt camera's.

  • cunting cock camera's cocking cunt camera's tags Tynan i like the cut of your jib old fellow, where my portrait of the Queen so i can have a wan.....oh shit now im in for it

  • Every picture of the fucking Queen (blessed be her name) should have two fucking cameras where her eyes are - yes that's right two fucking camera's - to stop people wanking off to her mammalian form.

    The portraits will be positioned every-fucking-where, and the footage will be plumbed directly to the Chief Knob Jockey and Cockologist at the Ministry of Morality, if the wank sensor detects non-urinary cock noises above -12dB the Queen's (blessed be her name) fantastically bejewelled hat will rise up and reveal a tripartite jet of acid that will fire directly at the cock and double eye system of the criminal.

    Only criminals need fear this, criminals and non-white Europeans, if you are law abiding there is little to fear from these acid shooting portraits of the Elizabeth.

    Face dirty from sucking money out of hospitals and healthcare to pay for palaces, fine foods, luxury cars and gifts for her own larva.
    Stand up you bitches.

    http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3788/queenw.jpg

  • If you have concern about this stuff, use the SSL version of this site and attempt to try SSL versions of other sites too :)

    SSL means that between you and the remote server, no-one can listen in. That means no government as much as it means no criminals.

  • ooh tell us how to do that.. I don't want the poxy government listening in..

  • i hate it when people say they 'use' pornography. Instead of just watching porn and jacking off, they purport to 'use' pornography, presumably as the agent of their self-gratification. just a grammatical thing i suppose, but annoying nonetheless.

    I was referring to the sites which stop people being able to track your history etc which dammit put up.

    also tynans teenage readings are regurgitating,

  • After the 'http' in the website address, add an 's'.

    So it becomes: https://

    Note: This also has the side effect of not caching anything anywhere, which means that the web will appear to be slower as everything has to be fetched each time and it all gets encrypted whilst it passes over the wire.

  • Oh, and the only way to be 100% secure, is to use an anonymous VPN + SSL.

  • I don't see what the Queen has to do with it ? its those bloody commies innit

  • If you have concern about this stuff, use the SSL version of this site and attempt to try SSL versions of other sites too :)

    SSL means that between you and the remote server, no-one can listen in. That means no government as much as it means no criminals.

    other sites? like what the ones all those islamofascist use ?

  • i hope everyone is rubbing one out for freedom, today?

  • i hope everyone is rubbing one out for freedom, today?

    Too busy to be lobbing out loads of population paste. I've a loft that needs sorting out.

    Actually, that's the single most 'male' and 'adult' thing I've ever said.

    hands become a blur. eyes begin to narrow

  • does sex count? no. oh well, i'm not getting any of that either.

    logs out of internet bicycle club

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