Offered: Track Bike

Oh did I say I was a girl? Sorry, no that was an offer of botty sex from me ;)

Oh come on... the suspense is killing me, who's in the top 5????????

how are you gonna decide who gets it?

looks like you have plenty of suiters.

including me.

This has got to be an APRIL FOOLS JOKE!?

i'll 2nd my offer £300

Well if there is a queue of people outside yours at 6. And if a riot ensues. Can I just collect those tubular rims and be peacefuly on my way?

you'll have to get past the rioting rabble first.

Mike - just picture them as a fleet of Lamborginis and you'll go right through them....

MikeC, your rims are safe and ready for collection.

i didn't even get to the end of thread to notice where it had gone - foolish i feel...

Would you take £175 posted?

quality

£200 seems quite reasonable.

We can discuss shipping if you're on the list to be published at 13:00

It does indeed seem a good price, but once I've fannied about putting little straight bars on and the like. It soon adds up.

i offer £300 and you can name murtles first born child

Another push from my wife for a clearout prompts this reluctant sale.

Perfect condition British built Kingsway Cycles track bike. 58cm

Ridden about 200 miles since its purchase last spring.

Intended for my Herne Hill training, but now surplus to requirements.

Left in an attic in 1983 after one season of use, the frame aged gracefully.

Features C-Record seatpost and pedals, Record cranks, bottom bracket and headset.

Offered with red tied and soldered tubular wheels which make any bike look better.

Outstanding build quality throughout, with fillet brazed thin lugs and Campag droputs.

Looking for a new owner to love it, but more importantly, ride it often.

So let me know who's interested. I'll be home by 6pm. First with cash wins!

£200

Finally the list of the top five who I'll contact individually with further details.

A) TeenSlain B) Murtle C) MultiGrooves D) DogsBalls E) Ved

Keep sending offers of sex please if they are sincere and you're not a man.

Everyone else, if not listed above no need to send further PM's as there are already 50+

Shit . . . i was going to offer a Wests half price meal deal voucher cofident that it would secure me the bike . . guess its too late now

They expired on the 29th.

Better luck next time.

Why do people think it's an April Fool, just because Dwayne's not a money-grabbing bastard?

Believe it or not, money is not the primary motivator for many human beings, irrespective of their financial circumstances.

Fuck, I'm in a shit mood today.

Keep sending offers of sex please if they are sincere and you're not a man.

What about post-ops?

Thanks BMMF, it's much appreciated.

I wish I could add you to the list.

andyp's pointed out my lack of observational skills - I'm tired, and ill, and have spent the morning giving CPR to Annie the sex dummy.

And clearly I exist in a bubble of non-consumer ideology.

Point still stands though.

Yeah but what about post-ops?

A morning with Annie the sex dummy sounds like fun.

Far be it for me to besmirch Dwayne's character, but he is a man who knows the market value of bicycle parts very well.

Having, in the past, consulted people like me.

I know the value, and then usually give it away for free or fuck all, unless there's not enough food on the table that week. I don't like all this grabby-grabby stuff that permeates much of modern life.

damn missed out.

good luck with the smithfield bike market later.