For Sale: Lovely bike, not needed

Gordon! Is that you?

I'm interested in the bike but I need some proof that you own it (sorry but I've been ripped off on gumtree before) if you could take a photo of you riding the bike that would be great. To confirm that it is you and not just a picture off google can you hold a sign saying '2k mink coat' please.

No Gordon's a moron.
Oh.

Yeah, how do we even know that you have the bike?

can we have a picture of it with you, whilst holding a monkey?

come on guys... 74 posts in 28 mins and only 3 tags, you guys are slipping... now where's my popcorn?

sorted

Can we have a picture of you wearing a swimming cap in a bathtub full of natto with a leek between your legs.

Thanks.

Natto FTW!

Can we have a picture of you wearing a swimming cap in a bathtub full of natto with a leek between your legs.

Thanks.

fetishist

can your bike read?

"why are you lot all taking the piss, i bet you ride around on fucking charges with aerospokes
you loosers"

Brutal.

Me on my charger earlier:

subtle parody... well done

Me on my charger earlier:

I think that is pigfarmer online.

No Gordon's a moron.
Oh.

Gordon's alive?!

"why are you lot all taking the piss, i bet you ride around on fucking charges with aerospokes
you loosers"

Brutal.

I must have met him at some point then.

I'm laughing so hard at the tags, my eyes are watering and i think I'm going to get a visit from 'HR' to check if I've gone insane......

Tags - greasy's been on here.....

awwww he left.....

damn and I was going to offer an infinity cat in exchange for it

This is me posting in this soon-to-be legendary thread.

pulls up chair and starts to eat a lemon drizzle cake

damn and I was going to offer an infinity cat in exchange for it

Love it !

damn and I was going to offer an infinity cat in exchange for it

Strong offer Claire

yes errr such a lovely bike

Hmmm. Do you reckon he would trade another bike for it? I have a charge with a spok that I don't use anymore.