On my way to the shops today...

In order to discourage the antisocial activity of red light jumping, Police have decided to mount a campaign of no telerance. Police, in unmarked cars with dogs are being stationed at numerous traffic lights around the capital, including some South of the River Thames, with a view to catching and eating offenders and their bicycles.

Inspector Jim Phillips of Scotland Yard's K9 squad said that they had scored some remarkable successes and that the number of offenders had dropped dramatically. The operation will be expanded to cover all of London's traffic lights next month.

Nevermind Police dogs, this is what they need to stop crime in it's tracks!!! Police Badgers!! Get one of these bad boys on a scumbags leg and they'll know what for!

just don't try and get away by running through a plastic tunnel, over a see-saw and though a flaming ring of fire because you know, they train them for that.

The Dutch are onto it already!

New form of pursuit racing, bicycle speedway with sausages tied to them VS greyhounds!

They are totally worth it.

The problem is they never let you forget the fact.

just don't try and get away by running through a plastic tunnel, over a see-saw and though a flaming ring of fire because you know, they train them for that.

Lol !

:)

Im not liking where this is going..
Looks like i might end up with a chunk of ass missing.

I managed to out run a dog once, and I never want to try it again.

I was coming up a hill, it was coming across, broke out of the bushes barking, growling and coming straight at me, so i knew what was up right quick. I got out of the saddle and hammered it, the dog over shot and had to turn up hill after me, I made a sharp left (the only way out of the neighborhood, and away from fields which the road wound around and the dog could cut me off). The thing was right on my heals, I looked down and saw its head about halfway past my rear wheel, looked up and saw an on-coming van, cut in front of it, and went around on the far side, I head its brakes squeel, I don't know if it hit the dog, I took off down the hill on a busy road, and then down another hill on an even bigger road.

If it had not been for the van, i would have never made it to the top of the hill or the big road. I don't know what would have happened if the dog caught me, but it was in rual colorado in the middle of the day, so no help was going to turn up. I never want to run form a dog on my bike ever again.

I have no idea what kind of dog it was, it was tall and skiny with ribs, fnags and drool, i think it was tan.

I know I'm not the fastest guy out there but I doubt that you would have a good chance of escaping a large dog, espicaly on open ground.

That is not nearly enough shopping to warrant use of a car. I rode back with 15kg of cat litter, 8kg of cat food and two bags' worth of food shopping the other day.

htfu!

Plus 20 rolls of toilet paper? HTFU'ing now.

I once saw a video of a guy hiding in a phone-box while a police dog went bonkers outside. Looked fucking scary

The copper was leaning back on his heels to counteract the dog- it looked very keen indeed to make the acquaintance of the chaps on the bikes.

When I have seen people being arrested before there has normally been a lot of shouting, insults, scuffling etc. This time nothing, just expressions of pure fear, aimed at the dog.

Plus 20 rolls of toilet paper? HTFU'ing now.

HTFU. What do you need toilet paper for at all? ;)

If a dog is chasing you and catching up, weave. It'll confuse the dog on how to attack you and it's more likely to give up.

I outran a little yapper with six-inch legs the other day.

I outran a little yapper with six-inch legs the other day.

Quick, walk away casually for your lives.

If a dog is chasing you and catching up, weave. It'll confuse the dog on how to attack you and it's more likely to give up.

no it won't

If chased by a crocodile or alligator, run in tight circles. Apparently they have a wide turning circle. I have not tested this theory.

i presume that's tight circles around the croc or gator and not just in front of it. i don't think I'll be Steve Irwining that one any time soon either.

no it won't

OK then, it would appear to have worked very well for me in the past.