Fight club

Seriously... Come for a weak handshake and awkward conversation.

Are you in an estate agents or something?

I thought that this thread was supposed to be about fighting and not about giving each other limp clammy handshakes.

RPM, if it is malaria, you will be related, by blood, to Cheryl Cole. That should please you.

You've just made me think it would be great fun to spend a week offering my hand to be shaken at any half-opportunity that arises, but do the most soggy lettuce leaf shake I can muster, whilst failing to withdraw my hand after an appropriate length of time.

That would fully fuck people up.

When I shake someone's hand, it stays shaken.

It won't if you have malaria. It'll be your wet clammy hand shaking.

When I shake someone's hand, it stays shaken.

Chuck? Chuck Norris, is it you?!

/read a bit like a norris quote..

Chuck Norris is an RPM wannabe*

*Before RPM got malaria

When I met my present boss I got distracted, when going in for the shake, by someone speaking to me at my side. Ended up with him gripping only my middle and index finger for the shake.

To this day I still sit bolt upright in bed with a cold sweat, visioning him looking me in the eye as I feel his tiny hand enveloping two fingers and a bit of thumb.

Chuck Norris is an RPM wannabe*

*Before RPM got malaria

Not true, I never got malaria.

malaria got RPM'd

^^euph...

When I met my present boss I got distracted, when going in for the shake, by someone speaking to me at my side. Ended up with him gripping only my middle and index finger for the shake.

Bit like this then?

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Fight me

Go away.

No

Got a work mate who drives me crazy. Gonna kick his ass tomorrow.

fight me

Go away!