Fight club

had enough of that annoying twat on the forum? Feel the need to settle a domestic dispute? Now you can with FGSS fight club!

here's how it works:

1. everyone will talk about fight club.
   
2. you challenge your opponent to a fight here.
   
3. (s)he will either decline your offer (see losing) or accept the challenge.
   
4. you will agree, on this thread, a time and date for the fight. this date and time must be posted on the thread at least 1 hour before the fight. (In the event that less than one hour's notice is posted, both fighters will be deemed losers)
   
5. on the date and time, the first three from the list of members viewing this thread (in alphabetical order) will become the judges. Judges will confirm immediately by PM and any of the three judges will commence the fight by annnouncing in the thread.
   
6. You have 5 chances to insult, abuse and generally malign your opponent by posting in this thread. Additional points will be awarded for creativity (lying) and going off topic. The challenger starts, followed by the person being challenged, etc. Smilies have been disabled. References to another fighter's mum have been enabled.
   
7. At the end of the fight, the judges will decide, by PM, who they think is the winner, results to be posted in the thread.
   
8. Anyone deliberately interupting a fight, or caught fighting after a fight has ended will be disqualified.
   
   

Fight winners will gain their choice of the following (can be varied in exceptional circumstances):

1. bragging rights for one week.
   
2. 3 pints / drink of their choice at a location of their choice, on a date mutually agreed.
   
3. the right to have their bike washed and serviced, at the losing fighter's choice of location.
   
4. the right to at any point in the future and without warning, "borrow" the losers bike for no more than 3 hours.
   
5. Sex with his/her: sister / brother / girlfriend / boyfriend / mum / bike / pet chimp
   
   
   
   

Alternative arrangements:

Two fighters can be nominated by other forumengers in good standing in the community, as long as there is a good justifiable cause (and a chance of a good scrap) to fight. Five separate nominations must be received and the fight must be accepted by both fighters. Normal rules then apply.

Fight!

Shit thread.

right, me and you outside now.

sticky

can't we just have a hug and make up?

Heh, seems like a nice way to collect some bikes under forum aliases. I'm in.

Best idea. I challenge TheBrick. I'll report back in a while ...

I just shag your girlfriend's behind your backs while you're at West beers, etc.

"lover not a fighter" ;)

hah! who tagged "fred punches like a girl"?

1 hour, here biatch

The fighters should get the choice of a single weapon (bike component)..

Chainrings at dawn!

Is this something to do with a cinema film? Oooh.

I will fight BMMF with the weapon of poetry.

I just shag your girlfriend's behind your backs while you're at West beers, etc.

"lover not a fighter" ;)

Keep her!

Second post!!!! Interesting!!!!

Shit thread.

Calm down son

I will fight BMMF with the weapon of poetry.

And so you choose
To inexorably lose.

I just shag your girlfriend's behind your backs

My girlfriend's 'behind your backs'. Is that a euphemism for bottom love?

Yes. Anal rules, ok?

these tags rule.

And so you choose
To inexorably lose.

I looked up "inexorably"
I'll be defeated,probably.

I thought this was going to be actual physical fights. Turns out hipsters ARE too pussy. Who would have guessed?

Peace

sounds more like handbag club.

Round here we alleycat for 'pinkslips'*

*Or datatag address changes.

I thought this was going to be actual physical fights. Turns out hipsters ARE too pussy. Who would have guessed?

Peace

You really don't like anyone on this forum do you? If you harbour so much distaste for everyone here why do you still hang around?

Peace Love and Harmony Hugs to everyone.

I thought this was going to be actual physical fights. Turns out hipsters ARE too pussy. Who would have guessed I drink my own...

Piss

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I thought this was going to be actual physical fights. Turns out hipsters ARE too pussy. Who would have guessed?

Peace

Who did/do you want to fight?