"Oh Shit" moments...

Just got a call from the cabbies insurance

The drunk cunt was not insured!

Hoping the police utterly fuck her over now.

No way !...

Not quite Oh Shit but more Awwe Fuk

Saw construction blocked off my normal entry of coffee pusher

so i go around and drop in on a grassy bank then realizing the ground lower was covered in fresh cement... i rode through that shit

is there anything worse?

Ah dude, did you fuck your spok up?

Cleaned that shit with the Quickness...

So quick it has a capital Q? Kool.

I emphasize

A driver of an Audi said they were going to shoot me in the head today, more WTF than oh shit. I found it amusing though!

Giv'em the tongue through reverse peace sign...

most feel violated.

That doesn't mean what you think...

Rimming?

Lewd conduct Innit

A driver of an Audi said they were going to shoot me in the head today, more WTF than oh shit. I found it amusing though!

Report that shit.

"A driver of an Audi said they were going to shoot me in the head today, more WTF than oh shit. I found it amusing though!"

What's the story... presumably he didn't just casually let it slip in an otherwise friendly conversation?

What's the story... presumably he didn't just casually let it slip in an otherwise friendly conversation?

They were shouting it at me whilst we were in slow moving traffic, I think they were pissed off I over took them and used one of those bicycle bypass things around a pedestrian crossing.

It was quite funny seeing a middle aged woman doing the gun finger I have to say.

...you're sure she wasn't looking for a date?

Decided to take my new old bike out for a shakedown this morning. Been sitting untouched in a garage for 30 yrs so wanted to see how much work was needed.

Turns out it's in pretty good shape bar a bit of work on the gears and brakes. Oh, and the bracket holding the bars in place. Barrelling down Sydenham Hill this morning, line of cars braking in front, go to grab the brakes and the whole front of the bike suddenly dips by about 6 inches and I go flying through the gap between the two lines of traffic with inches to spare. Thought my time was up.

Note to self: Get a bike stand.

I got called a "bloody muppet" the other day by some chode in a people carrier, I was riding along Bournemouth sea front, doing about 30mph down hill, the guy decides it'd be really funny to drive about 10mph with me behind him to wind me up, him and his family all found it funny, I thought it was annoying. The shoe was on the other foot when I got in front of him at some traffic lights and decided that maybe my top speed was 4mph and the safest place to be was the middle of the road. I found it funny anyway!

today trying to do sickkkk traffic weaving up grosvenor place and going too fast had to slam on the brake in order to not crash into a taxi and my back wheel properly lifted up, my heart was beating pretty fast after that. I must remember not to ride like an idiot.

This time last year I was laying on the ground waiting for an ambulance to come pick me up off of it.

Has it arrived yet?

not for another 15 minutes (i was waiting about 45 minutes for it)

today trying to do sickkkk traffic weaving up grosvenor place and going too fast had to slam on the brake in order to not crash into a taxi and my back wheel properly lifted up, my heart was beating pretty fast after that. I must remember not to ride like an idiot.

Sick weaving followed by a rad endo. Sounds sweet to me.

Riding this evening was a relief, just to remind myself that it is in principle a safe activity. The danger I encountered was the kind of thing that would have been equally dangerous had I been on foot and crossing the road on foot.

I get blasé reading stuff like this but different when it's someone you know. Glad to hear you're ok James.

My pedal body (look keo) came clean off the pedal axle on the way in this morning. Scared the bejesus out of me but I managed to not fall off. I then use my mad skills pelvic squeeze action to slot it back onto the axle and keep it there for the next 5 miles. Turns out there is a nice crack along the pedals threads, essentially making them useless.

Time to order some blades

Sick weaving followed by a rad endo. Sounds sweet to me.

this.
pretty rad tbh, keep it up bro