"Oh Shit" moments...

Fucking hell Kieran I though that was a bone then *bork

Tell me about it, I didn't know wtf it was when I first took my jumper off!

Today my tyre started to bulge out as I was going (at speed) down park lane. By the time I got to Hyde Park Corner I realised it had actually split. Fuuuu. Why do these things happen in the worse possible places and when I am late for work?!

For once I'm glad I don't weigh more. The guy in the bike shop said it was pretty incredible it hadn't exploded under me.

New tyre on, got to work on time. :)

Phew glad you're all right mm.

Lucky!

OMG, just remembered I said I'd email you...last week! Friend fail :(

Forgive me?

Riding home after work along the cycle path through the park, little squirrel runs across the path and i run over its tail! but it still runs off, so glad it didn't run in front of me a millisecond sooner!

Not as bad as the time i ran over a baby duck :'(

Not as bad as the time i ran over a baby duck :'(

You're dead to me, you monster...

It was an accident :( never felt so bad about something in my life, not even joking!

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BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW

Going a bit to far...

You didn't actually think I was being serious?!

I've run over a few squirrels over the years. If they're grey, fuck em.

And if they're red, take them out for dinner first?

I think if theyre going to let you get your rubber in them, then thats the least you can give them!

Had one of these on Monday. Was tinkering with my bike over the weekend, fitting a new headset and some other stuff, and didn't put the bike back together. Monday came and I had to rush out, so fitted it all back but forgot to tighten the stem!
Turned onto the main road near my house and steering went to f*ck, but juuuust about controlled it and stopped to tighten...could have been way messy though!
Was amazing it didn't loosen sooner, but thankful it didn't as I was riding down a big ass hill fixed gear...thank God!
Lesson learnt anyway..give a bit more time to assemble bike! :-s

Step out of bed and herd a crack, my foot was on my laptop, so i'm looking at a cracked laptop screen, only a few months old, Oh shit...

Step out of bed and herd a crack, my foot was on my laptop, so i'm looking at a cracked laptop screen, only a few months old, Oh shit...

The dangers of watching internet porn at night...

Had an ohshit today on wet leaves. Ought to bloody know by now.

The dangers of watching internet porn at night...

Was actually in the morning when Mr post man knocked on the door...

Had an ohshit today on wet leaves. Ought to bloody know by now.

Same here on my way to work this morning.
Absolutely crapped myself when my front wheel skidded out from under me, but I somehow managed to stay upright, no idea how!

Coming back from uni today, busy road, two lanes each way. A bus is blocking the entire left-hand lane (hazards going and everything) so I safely pull into the right lane (huuuuuge gap) and go to pass. It's clear what my intentions are - there's a fucking mahoosive yellow bus in the other lane.

The genius in the car behind me decides that he will straddle the centre line and pass me while I'm passing the bus.

As he's about 2/3 of the way past me, it dawns on him that yes, there is traffic on the other side coming the other way, so he quickly cuts back in. Luckily I see the oncoming traffic and figure out what's going on so manage to slow enough that he doesn't clip me as he swings back in.

Proper shat myself because not only would he have taken me out, but he may very well have pancaked me against the bus as well.

He had to stop at the next red so I got alongside him and made various international hand gestures (mainly faux-wanking) through the window. I think he got the picture.

WAC.

How do you faux-wank?

^rep
hahahaha

Fell off my bike in Bournemouth town centre on my way home from work at 4am because some drunk cunt though he'd be funny and try and get in my way. I was going slowly but ended up skidding unexpectedly on the ridiculously slippery surface of the square. Not so much an "oh shit" moment as an "oh for fuck's sake" moment.

I suppose that's what I get for trying to take a shortcut through a pedestrianised area with a couple of night clubs in it at 4am on a Saturday.