'Contrail' - or how to re-claim the streets with the aid of some coloured chalks

Hansel and Gretel ate the house, didnt they? Did some old witch put them in the oven or something? Thats pretty dark! Or maybe that is just my bent recollection from chilhood. Jesus! She put them in the oven!

Nope Gretal tricked the witch into leaning into the oven and then pushed her in. After eating her house too! Fecking kids, bet all they got was an ASBO.

Almost as bad as that billy goat gruff gang, terrorising poor trolls, on their on bridges no less. I hear talk of one troll being violently knocked off his bridge simply so some gang members could claim a bit of turf on the other side. Fecking disgrace. I've half a mind to write to the Daily Mail.

Little shits.

Baa Baa Black Sheep - fucking racist!

London Bridge is falling down! Christ!
Humpty Dumpty - Suicide
Gorgey Porgy - Sexpest
Jack and Jill - Head injuries
Jack Sprat - Fat wife
Little Miss Muffet - Name has "Muff" in it.

Outrageous.

Old Mother Hubbard - Credit Crunched

Wee Willy Winkie
The Owl and the Pussycat
2 little Dickie Birds

Willy, Pussy, Dick.

Jesus.

Dont forget the breaking and entering, vandalism, food theft, etc. commited by the 'all so inoccent' Goldilocks.

Bitch!

Yeah, Goldilocks is a trashbag.

Nope Gretal tricked the witch into leaning into the oven and then pushed her in. After eating her house too! Fecking kids, bet all they got was an ASBO.

Almost as bad as that billy goat gruff gang, terrorising poor trolls, on their on bridges no less. I hear talk of one troll being violently knocked off his bridge simply so some gang members could claim a bit of turf on the other side. Fecking disgrace. I've half a mind to write to the Daily Mail.

Don't get me started on Jack and the beanstalk... kid climbs up the beanstalk, rips off all the giant's stuff and then kills him and lives happily ever after - where's the morals there?!

There's a Norwegian fairytale, were the 'hero' tricks a troll into gutting himself with a sharp knife. This, during a porrige supper the troll made for the 'hero', and after the troll has spent the whole day cutting firewood for the 'hero'.

WAC!

Whats this thread about again?

Fairy Tales...

Chalk!

I like chalk. And crayons!!! Crayons FTW!

You should read the German moral classic - Der Struwwelpeter (Shock headed Peter)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struwwelpeter

Seriously dark shit

I think my Swiss grandma used to have that! Gonna ask her if she still does.

The illustrations remind me of Coles Funny Picture Book

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Pastels FTW

You should read the German moral classic - Der Struwwelpeter (Shock headed Peter)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struwwelpeter

Seriously dark shit

or max&moritz, they get made into bread, chopped up and eaten by ducks!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_und_Moritz

Poster paints rule.

http://www.isle-of-man.com/manxnotebook/fulltext/sm1911/p153.htm
Ghost of a talking mongoose anyone.
http://www.isleofman.com/en-gb/Community/ePedia/Arts/Mythology/Folklore/DalbySpook.aspx

the dude is screwed if he hasnt got the patent for it,
cause i just know someone will start making them and selling from china for 99c