Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

I tagged Dale is gay.

You're fucking stupid then. Hey, you probably knew that allready.

A man in a suit stepped out in front of me without looking when I was walking to the shops today so I punched him in the head. Stuck it to the man. He probably was wearing his father's suit but it was definately new and expensive. I coul have avoided it but chose to make a point. I contemplated killing him but decided against it. Can you love me now?

You're fucking stupid then. Hey, you probably knew that allready.

Can't you go and tag that instead of saying that to his avatar and polluting this thread with it? ;)

You're fucking stupid then. Hey, you probably knew that allready.

eh? Are you having a laugh?

eh? Are you having a laugh?

We all are - at you...

We all are - at you...

thank goodness.

Has everybody chucked in their tuppence worth now as this is getting a bit tiresome…

Let's have a bit more love and respect in the room peeps - less of the hating and the 'keyboard warriors'

look - a picture of a monkey!

platini is upset because dale told he that he was straight, and so he couldn't stick it in the shitter, even with lube, because their balls might touch Platini's offer to rubber band them to his cock almost got dale back there, but then Platini couldn't promise there wout be no eye-contact.

Normal service has been resumed!

platini is upset because dale told he that he was straight, and so he couldn't stick it in the shitter, even with lube, because their balls might touch Platini's offer to rubber band them to his cock almost got dale back there, but then Platini couldn't promise there wout be no eye-contact.

Homophobe...
;-

platini is upset because dale told he that he was straight, and so he couldn't stick it in the shitter, even with lube, because their balls might touch Platini's offer to rubber band them to his cock almost got dale back there, but then Platini couldn't promise there wout be no eye-contact.

That's the filthiest syntax I've seen today.

platini is upset because dale told he that he was straight, and so he couldn't stick it in the shitter, even with lube, because their balls might touch Platini's offer to rubber band them to his cock almost got dale back there, but then Platini couldn't promise there wout be no eye-contact.

projection

projection

Smutty - I didn't need to know the angle of your appendage..

This thread reminds me of that time that a cyclist pulled out on me by mistake once. She was blatantly in the wrong, so instead of pulling my brakes I pretended not to notice her, and crashed into her on purpose to teach her a lesson. There was more blood than I expected and I kind of felt guilty when she started crying, but the dumb bitch deserved it - after all, what kind of idiot makes mistakes? Anyway, if I wasn't such an amazing, skilled, experienced professional messenger cyclist, I might have crashed into her even harder and killed her.

Okay, hold on tight, here we go again...

A man in a suit stepped out in front of me without looking when I was walking to the shops today so I punched him in the head. Stuck it to the man. He probably was wearing his father's suit but it was definately new and expensive. I coul have avoided it but chose to make a point. I contemplated killing him but decided against it. Can you love me now?

That's a coincidence.

I was riding to work today when I was interrupted by a fucking high-brow thought that was probably something my dad had indoctrinated me with, so I nutted myself in the cock, but not with enough force to cause any significant damage, even though I could've easily just swerved around my pubes.

It cheered me right up, I totally forgot about the migraine I had from injecting absinthe the night before, and I bet I won't be having any fucking smart-arse clever-clogs thoughts any time again soon.

That's a coincidence.

I was riding to work today when I was interrupted by a fucking high-brow thought that was probably something my dad had indoctrinated me with, so I nutted myself in the cock, but not with enough force to cause any significant damage, even though I could've easily just swerved around my pubes.

It cheered me right up, I totally forgot about the migraine I had from injecting absinthe the night before, and I bet I won't be having any fucking smart-arse clever-clogs thoughts any time again soon.

Arf!

injecting absinthe the night before.

I drank your Absinthe and replaced it with pine scented floor cleaner. sorry about that.

I tagged Dale is gay.

Can't you go and tag that instead of saying that to his avatar and polluting this thread with it? ;)

Yes, if tags weren't anonymous.

Most of the tagging that goes on here, is people either talking a bunch of puerile shit, or not having the conviction to say it in their own name.
End anonymous tags, please.

Most of the tagging that goes on here, is people either talking a bunch of puerile shit, or not having the conviction to say it in their own name.
End anonymous tags, please.

tags are very useful if you cant be bothered to get in to a shit fight on the forum

Most of the tagging that goes on here, is people either talking a bunch of puerile shit, or not having the conviction to say it in their own name.
End anonymous tags, please.

+1 anonymous tag wars are fucked and cowardly.

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