Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Salty rice, hummus, and tomatoes please..
No garlic, bit of chilli, and a can of HTFU.

hael - you are a madman! You can buy crack in W12, you don't need to go and meet BigRedMong.

haha that reminds me when I was up in Birmingham yesterday I saw a place selling samosas, so I went in and asked for a chicken samosa and the guy said "sorry we only have 'meat' samosas" ..so I got a bag of chips

damn...
That reminds me.. what is the difference between a sausage and a saveloy?
(not a joke, I'm actually intrigued.)

hael - you are a madman! You can buy crack in W12, you don't need to go and meet BigRedMong.

stay off my turf

richie - you look like a sausage-lover.. any ideas?

i had one of those sausages, wrapped in doner meat and then deep fried in glasgow.

DO NOT DO IT

aww you didnt go for the double burger pattie with two cheese slices inbetween in batter?

haha that reminds me when I was up in Birmingham yesterday I saw a place selling samosas, so I went in and asked for a chicken samosa and the guy said "sorry we only have 'meat' samosas" ..so I got a bag of chips

meat samosa, are generally lamb.

richie - you look like a sausage-lover.. any ideas?

hahaha

no, but had i known...

doesn't a (oi, oi) saveloy have a skin?

saveloy is red pudding :D

i prefer home cooked humus, falafel, sharwarma, etc.
ahh i can't wait. old Palestinian family recipe....

mm mmm.
@ GS i think i know the place.

meat samosa, are generally lamb.

hahaha

Generally

could be cat, rat or dog

I like those odds, maybe ill buy one with my euro millions ticket on my way out

damn...
That reminds me.. what is the difference between a sausage and a saveloy?
(not a joke, I'm actually intrigued.)

Sausages are lips and arseholes.
I think saveloys are lips, arseholes and eyeballs, with a bit of hoof thrown in for good measure.

Sausages are lips and arseholes.
I think saveloys are lips, arseholes and eyeballs, with a bit of hoof thrown in for good measure.

mmm add batter and chips and you got your self a treat!

glasgow salad

This morning my boss made me move his fucking stupid £££ car out of a parking spot 'cause he was about to get a ticket. I told him I really wasn't comfortable doing it but as his PA it was part of my job description. He's a bit of a dick so he pretty told me where to stick my 'comfort'. Anyway, I go downstairs get into the car and get ready to pull out. There's a bit of traffic but lucky for me the bike behind me decided to slow down and let me out. I take a deep breath, pull out of the spot, and then bam! the cyclist just runs right into me. I was in such shock that this idiot would just run right into me on purpose. Obviously he had seen me, and he had even slowed down to let me out. So on top of everything this cycle-arsehole has the nerve to yell a bunch of bollocks at me!!!! WTF!??!!? He runs into me and then yells at me!?
Anyway, I go in and tell my boss what happened and got a written warning for not doing my job properly. F*cking dick cyclist. Can't wait for the end of this day.

glasgow wha?

This morning my boss made me move his fucking stupid £££ car out of a parking spot 'cause he was about to get a ticket. I told him I really wasn't comfortable doing it but as his PA it was part of my job description. He's a bit of a dick so he pretty told me where to stick my 'comfort'. Anyway, I go downstairs get into the car and get ready to pull out. There's a bit of traffic but lucky for me the bike behind me decided to slow down and let me out. I take a deep breath, pull out of the spot, and then bam! the cyclist just runs right into me. I was in such shock that this idiot would just run right into me on purpose. Obviously he had seen me, and he had even slowed down to let me out. So on top of everything this cycle-arsehole has the nerve to yell a bunch of bollocks at me!!!! WTF!??!!? He runs into me and then yells at me!?
Anyway, I go in and tell my boss what happened and got a written warning for not doing my job properly. F*cking dick cyclist. Can't wait for the end of this day.

psst.. I know who it was PM me!

This morning my boss made me move his fucking stupid £££ car out of a parking spot 'cause he was about to get a ticket. I told him I really wasn't comfortable doing it but as his PA it was part of my job description. He's a bit of a dick so he pretty told me where to stick my 'comfort'. Anyway, I go downstairs get into the car and get ready to pull out. There's a bit of traffic but lucky for me the bike behind me decided to slow down and let me out. I take a deep breath, pull out of the spot, and then bam! the cyclist just runs right into me. I was in such shock that this idiot would just run right into me on purpose. Obviously he had seen me, and he had even slowed down to let me out. So on top of everything this cycle-arsehole has the nerve to yell a bunch of bollocks at me!!!! WTF!??!!? He runs into me and then yells at me!?
Anyway, I go in and tell my boss what happened and got a written warning for not doing my job properly. F*cking dick cyclist. Can't wait for the end of this day.

fucking women drivers!

That fucking sucks!

this thread is constantly having me in giggles.