Interesting Observation (Not Really, Sorry)

I've had library stores requests to process today from Miss Bianchi and Mr Pinarello.

Mr Pinarello.= 50/14
Miss Bianchi =?

bollocks...sounds like someones winding you up....

regards,

Mr Charge

Miss Bianchi =?

that's how I roll.

If Mr Cinelli pops in could you give me a nudge please BMMF?

What should I do if Mr Cinelli is wearing black socks?

I also had a request from Miss Jansari - close, but no cigar.

What should I do if Mr Cinelli is wearing black socks?

send him over and make him strip

But then you'll get his oily fake tan all over your soft furnishings :S

This thread is starting to need a porn soundtrack.

Waaaah Chicka Wah WAh

see i wouldn't know what a porn sound track goes like but then we are not all like you Mashton...

This thread is starting to need a porn soundtrack.

Waaaah Chicka Wah WAh

worryingly you're now confusing Lynx adverts with porn. I guess it shows the ads are working!

But then you'll get his oily fake tan all over your soft furnishings :S

shame!

see i wouldn't know what a porn sound track goes like ..

YouTube - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg - Je T'aime... Moi Non Plus

worryingly you're now confusing Lynx adverts with porn. I guess it shows the ads are working!

No it's definitely a porn soundtrack, you're just singing it wrong. Try it a Scandinavian accent?

oh, I'm not squinting. My mistake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHiMDB19Dyc

"You go and you come, between my kidneys."

Utter filth.

oh, I'm not squinting. My mistake.

I really hope that is not a typo, given the recent direction of this thread...

you disgust me Mr Condor!

slams door on way out

Has the request from her Ladyship wethepeople arrived yet?

you disgust me Mr Condor!

slams door on way out

sorry. as with so much, I just couldn't resist.

That's why you're so fat.

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BMMF, If Mr Trek or Ms Specialised come in, redirect them to The Strand.

The Strand? You've lost me :S

In my days at UCL, King's College was euphamistically referred to as "Strand Poly". They apparently referred to "Gower Street Tech". Jolly student humour tinged with class and educational snobbery.