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Thought my post was fairly self explanatory but in case anyone is still in the dark
Flash = Adobe Flash = interactive design tool & platform (see fwa for good examples)

Forgot to mention I also speak fluent french if its of any use to anyone.

Glad you took the time to clarify, but honestly, only I.T. people think of Flash as being Adobe first. There are many photographers on here, of which I am one, so being plain in the beginning would have saved time.

A "please" (a la photoben) doesn't hurt either, as I'm not paid for any of the stuff I do on this forum. By the way, I learnt to program in BASIC in 1983 on an Apple IIE, then COBOL years later. I'm not computer-stupid, in case someone mistakenly thought so.

Nice idea GA2G and i'm late to thread as usual.
I am a jeweller of the hand made high end type. Currently working as a diamond setter. Sorry I don't do repairs.

stealing / lying / cheating / whining / criticism / home made jokes / crab impersonations / rudimentary magic tricks / slight of hand / misdirection / fraud / bigamy / racism / sexism / anti-theism / wasting people's time / mockery / ridicule / humming and misanthropy.

I also speak the fluent Inglish.

stealing / lying / cheating / whining / criticism / home made jokes / crab impersonations / rudimentary magic tricks / slight of hand / misdirection / fraud / bigamy / racism / sexism / anti-theism / wasting people's time / mockery / ridicule / humming and misanthropy.

I also speak the fluent Inglish.

How much?

GA2G
could you change:
"MrSmith - still life and studio pack shot specialist"

to:
MrSmyth - studio still life and location photographer. + link to garysmithphoto.com

thanks.

RPM:
cycling coach*, also wheelbuilding, bike repairs and associated stuff.

*BC L2. I don't really teach people how to ride to work, but train and assist athletes (of any ability !)

How much?

30p

Or pick any four in my mix 'n' match special (finishes end of July) for £1.

Your local unemployed rapper..

press1 is the gangsta pseudonym

http://www.myspace.com/pressone

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ykkAKw8XI"]YouTube
- press1 vs corrupt - chester p freestyle challenge[/ame]

Glad you took the time to clarify, but honestly, only I.T. people think of Flash as being Adobe first. There are many photographers on here, of which I am one, so being plain in the beginning would have saved time.

A "please" (a la photoben) doesn't hurt either, as I'm not paid for any of the stuff I do on this forum. By the way, I learnt to program in BASIC in 1983 on an Apple IIE, then COBOL years later. I'm not computer-stupid, in case someone mistakenly thought so.

Fair enough, I suppose I am somewhat used to everyone knowing exactly what Flash is given that I work for a digital agency and spend all week up to my eyeballs in it. Sometimes I forget that most people aren't new media/design geeks like myself haha.
Oh and please add me to the list when you've got a minute, probably under the design/art section rather than the technical section.
Cheers

Tattooer, tattoo artist, tattooist, scab vendor.....
www.myspace.com/elementztattoo

Fluent in Dutch/Spanish/German and Afrikaans with some translation project experience.
Business analyst, event planner and jack of all trades.

programming(web+real), fencing(epee), tightrope walking

i play drums. lots. Would like to play more!!

Mrs Mongrel (Suzanne)

Freelance editorial design - top notch - formerly of Guardian Creative now freelancing looking for jobs. Email her on:
suzannemlemon at gmail.com

I'm a Draughtsman, I see you have one already but the more the merrier. Mainly 2D building drawings but also machinery and things.
Can someone recommend a plan printer between Brixton and central London?

Servicepoint? OKR, Covent Garden etc.

Cheers.

(...) lying / cheating (..)

I will need to concoct a couple of excuses for my wife... Can pay in sexual favours or babysitting.

Guitar repair/manufacturing/modifications

www.darkmatterguitars.com

i can eat all your food, drink all your booze, leave an odd stain on your carpet and an unflushable turd in your loo.
all for free.
weekends by prior arrangement only.

Do you do kids birthday parties?

Do you do kids birthday parties?

yes but not teens. they fight back when i eat all the cake and piss in the sink.

Guys, who's an accountant? I might use their services, if there's one on here.

I'm a sound boy for corporate stuff; stage/events rigging; rigging, troubleshooting and babysitting AV/IT equipment for exhibitions and conferences, photography, photochop, translation.

Does anyone on the forum work in Local Council or Housing association? Let me know via PM.

Cheers
Balki

GDesign/DJ

Graphic Designer / Disc Jockey / Handyman / Chef / Entrepreneur