Skater in monkey mask attacks London messenger

Saw a whole family of tourists wearing cotton face masks the other week. Fucking numpties.

I work in Holborn so I'll keep my eyes peeled........fnar fnar eyes peeled - monkey - get it? sigh - i'm wasting my talents here. The guy sounds a loon. Oh and on another Holborn notes the police bikes were ticketing people jumping the red light on corner of Chancery lane/holborn. And I mean the "proper" Chancery Lane, not the tube station lights

cheers PQR.

Oh god I just realised I saw a normally-dressed woman getting on her bike on Rivington Street last night, wearing a full mexican wrestling mask. i smiled at her and she smiled back - I think. Or just bared her teeth, its hard to tell.

Outlandish clothing spots don't count in Shoreditch. You've played straight into her hands in drawing attention to her quirky choice of headwear.

You mean Hartlepool I think?

that i do! ... i'm a boro lad hanging my head in shame....

Since I live almost exactly where the Chandra incident happened, I'll keep my eyes open. If I see this fool then there is a popo station on lamb's conduit at that will get a visit. After I've thrown a d-lock at him.

I like Chandra and I don't like fuckwit wankers in costumes.

Is anyone up for hunting him down?

Is anyone up for hunting him down?

Don't. That's asking for trouble - if anyone sees him, and he is menacing people, call the cops. They are trained and legally allowed to do so.

there is always the possibilty this place:
http://www.bragster.com/users/300102-blue_gorilla/brags/300523-gorilla-gets-owned-by-oxford-student

has something to do with it.

the oxford students are my friends at my college.

I'm glad nothing bad happened, its not cool.

Ha, thats my old college...glorious Exeter...less blue gorillas in my day though. Which really wasn't that long ago. Presumably one of the porters came sprinting out afterwards to clear the gorilla off the hallowed grass...

Do you think he'll come out for critical mass?

get a coupla people then...

Holborn area, crazy person.. maybe a st Martian's Collage student trying to be out there and crazy, making a statement.

Ha, thats my old college...glorious Exeter...less blue gorillas in my day though. Which really wasn't that long ago. Presumably one of the porters came sprinting out afterwards to clear the gorilla off the hallowed grass...

when did you leave?
its a lovely place, as long as you have no work to do :)

when did you leave?
its a lovely place, as long as you have no work to do :)

Graduated in 2003, I didn't do much work though as I studied history ;-]

Oh and to get back on topic...

Ha, thats my old college...glorious Exeter...less blue gorillas in my day though. Which really wasn't that long ago. Presumably one of the porters came sprinting out afterwards to clear the gorilla off the hallowed grass...

fewer blue gorillas

where is this college you're speaking of?
where's Platini?

If I ever go to the Holborn area, I'll be sure to have my really long D-lock for close range and mini for long range. LOCK NINJAAAAAAAAA.

bet seriously, if he lifted his mask up, any CCTV footage?