Why Are Aussies So Hated?

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  • Australia was only invented because the penal colony of Georgia broke away with the other 12 rebel states to form the USA. Australians are therefore, to all intents and purposes, Americans. Look at Mel Gibson, for example. Didn't Crocodile Dundee go to New York? Didn't Australians fight in Vietnam?

  • Right Australian bashing it is then.

    I went to my friends' wedding (she Aussie/him French) in France. Her Dad's speech "I would like to toast to all the Australian soldiers who died on the French soil during the two world wars" and he started to cry and we all had to stand up and that was after the bit when he told everybody that he thought that his new son in law was a bit too effeminate for his liking.

    And I won't even mention the rude Australian guy sitting next to me who pinched our bottle of champagne.

    There!

  • oh veevee, why don't you go and bomb an atoll or something...

    :P

  • Goes off to start "Why are the French so hated and they smell" thread

  • oh veevee, why don't you go and bomb an atoll or something...

    oh dear! are you still going on about that? Sooo boring....

  • Right Australian bashing it is then.

    I went to my friends' wedding (she Aussie/him French) in France. Her Dad's speech "I would like to toast to all the Australian soldiers who died on the French soil during the two world wars" and he started to cry and we all had to stand up and that was after the bit when he told everybody that he thought that his new son in law was a bit too effeminate for his liking.

    And I won't even mention the rude Australian guy sitting next to me who pinched our bottle of champagne.

    There!

    VeeVee we all know the soft french love a good cry, he was just playing to his audience.
    and as for the champagne.. sounds to me like you surrendered it... again no shock there

  • Loving the vitriol in this thread!!!

  • hahaha.

    that wedding wouldn't have happened if we weren't there to save your country!

    :)

  • Australia was only invented because the penal colony of Georgia broke away with the other 12 rebel states to form the USA. Australians are therefore, to all intents and purposes, Americans. Look at Mel Gibson, for example. Didn't Crocodile Dundee go to New York? Didn't Australians fight in Vietnam?

    You are assuming that all Australians descended from the convicts.

    And you call yourself an educated man. Epic Fail.

    cliveo: wanna do some hills tomorrow? Muswell?

  • we're only hated by the english due to jealously - we just have more class

  • does that mean all poms are normans? or vikings? or romans?

  • oh dear! are you still going on about that? Sooo boring....

    Like the radiation.. our displeasure at that act has a half life of 2500 years...

  • does that mean all poms are normans? or vikings? or romans?

    Well a lot of us are. I'd like to viking too.

  • does that mean all poms are normans? or vikings? or romans?

    The normans were vikings who settled in France. Then left to move to England as it's better.

  • does that mean all poms are normans? or vikings? or romans?

    They're a blend.. like a mongrel dog. :)

  • Australia was only invented because the penal colony of Georgia broke away with the other 12 rebel states to form the USA. Australians are therefore, to all intents and purposes, Americans. Look at Mel Gibson, for example. Didn't Crocodile Dundee go to New York? Didn't Australians fight in Vietnam?

    We invented it, but couldn't see the point in living there and those we left behind have been trying to escape ever since.
    it was one of our darker days, moving to a large beach famous for a large rock and swarming with skipping rabbits or and furry fuckers with 3 toes that apear not to move?!
    its nearly as bad as losing those other fuckwits by insisting they use our stamps.

  • cliveo: wanna do some hills tomorrow? Muswell?

    That sounds like a very good idea.

  • if you to lesbos are doing hills i'll join as i am out that way. i'll fix the whip tonight.
    i say swains, then drop to muswell

  • Loving the vitriol in this thread!!!

    It's fun, n'est-il pas?

  • You are assuming that all Australians descended from the convicts.

    Not at all. Merely that Australia was invented to house convicts.

    There must have been warders as well.

    We also know that all great Australians have been part of the post WW2 migration from the former Yugoslavia, Greece and Italy. Them and Abba impersonators.

  • Not at all. Merely that Australia was invented to house convicts.

    There must have been warders as well.

    We also know that all great Australians have been part of the post WW2 migration from the former Yugoslavia, Greece and Italy. Them and Abba impersonators.

    Creationist!

  • The normans were vikings who settled in France. Then left to move to England as it's better.

    went on to spread there seed into our ladies, mixing the genes of the fine roman warriors, fearless vikings and industrious, charming and attractive English

    A fine mix!

    Aussies were made from scrappings off the floor and wall in gas station toilets, inserted with a spoon in to a lady with a loose disposition

  • your mum?

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