tokyofixedgear

shouldn't you be out and about as "king of the FixieUpscene" supervising your 'peeps' as they put redline stckers on cack frames so you can buy some more mink coats?

Can't you find a chimp wearing a mink coat?

Your funny,apologise for what,and a helping hand, what help can you offer me.You live in a shitty warehouse with no running water,and I always wanted to tell you this,and I am sure everyone who knows you will agree,you fucking STINK!!! Its no wonder you crawl into your wooden box every night by yourself, dick cheese :{ As for me being angry well yes I am and I think your employers know why. Now stop being a messenger boy and tell Duncan to get on here and fight his own battle.I heard skateboarding is the latest craze and fixed is out,so be a good little dirty dick and go jump back on your skateboard.

You sound like you look like this

I was so lonely on the 14th... if only you'd posted this earlier Wayne!

Pigfarmer and Iwere at our local, largely populated by Henrys and dyed blonds and were amazed to see two short guys on brakeless Vivalos. Turned out they'd bought them built up from TFG. They left soon afterwards, one tried to do a skid and decked himself. Incidentally TFG in our parlance means trust fund girls.

You look as if you sound like this:

Your funny,apologise for what,and a helping hand, what help can you offer me.You live in a shitty warehouse with no running water,and I always wanted to tell you this,and I am sure everyone who knows you will agree,you fucking STINK!!! Its no wonder you crawl into your wooden box every night by yourself, dick cheese :{ As for me being angry well yes I am and I think your employers know why. Now stop being a messenger boy and tell Duncan to get on here and fight his own battle.I heard skateboarding is the latest craze and fixed is out,so be a good little dirty dick and go jump back on your skateboard.

Pigfarmer and Iwere at our local, largely populated by Henrys and dyed blonds and were amazed to see two short guys on brakeless Vivalos. Turned out they'd bought them built up from TFG. They left soon afterwards, one tried to do a skid and decked himself. Incidentally TFG in our parlance means trust fund girls.

Wa that at the Pony? See a couple of fixeds outside there recently

You sound like you look like this

& you sound like you look like this:

@ononelangster - is that your missus?

No look closer buddy. Its the hole you crawled out of.

Pigfarmer and Iwere at our local, largely populated by Henrys and dyed blonds and were amazed to see two short guys on brakeless Vivalos. Turned out they'd bought them built up from TFG. They left soon afterwards, one tried to do a skid and decked himself. Incidentally TFG in our parlance means trust fund girls.

this is the reason i love the "fixie gear scene", the obsessive mental masturbation about bits of anodised metal from japan/italy/usa and the desire to be adored by your peers for riding a clown bike.
moments like the above make it all worthwhile. i just wish i was there to witness the occasion.

& you sound like you look like this:

Ahh a picture of your Mrs infamous mink coat

Yes, Alex it was the pony at the end of last year.

& you sound like you look like this:

I am officially going gay and never eating a kebab again!

Do'nt quit your day job Mr. Villain

Do'nt quit your day job Mr. Villain

I "wo'nt"

OOL

can you take that pic down please, would you be happy if keanue was browsing a bike site and saw that? not everyone who's on here is an adult…

ta.

Why is it that every thread OOL makes a contributon on it turns into a fucking bore

Seriously mate can you PLEASE FUCK OFF YOU COMPLETE BLEND!

Guys....i am already fed up with this post....ool what happened at the weekend did someone ride a bike better than you, did they wheelie better?
You are so tiresome, and for someone who said fuck this forum a few weeks ago, you seem to be posting quite regularly...just crawl back into your hole

VB, just ban the prick

No actually I had a terrific weekend.Did the Alley Cat on Saturday,and went round the polo tournament on Sunday.How about yourself mdizzle.

mine was great as it always is, mine might have involved the track, and then a nice pleasant ride to the country.....now do everyone a favour and just shut up.

Key words MIGHT HAVE INVOLVED.I bet you live somewhere really boring and this forum is the highlight of your life.