Happy Valentines Day

I can imagine what people are going to think when you arrive: Fiddy and his cheeky angel rent boy.

Could stinking of onions actually drive sex on further as apposed the onions having special properties?
There is no way you can be aroused when you smell like a eye watering bulbus room clearer so you just keep on keeping on untill you can take your mind of the onion..

You might as well pin a picture of Maggie thatcher above the bed. it servers the same purpose

You don't stink of onions if you cook them appropriately, apart from maybe a sort of faint whiff of caramel, or 'brown sugar' if you prefer.

Thatcher's not going to work for me. Total ball-breaker.

Does anyone not hate Valentines day? Girls only like it because they get free gifts and meals.

I'm a grubby bloke - just got given a bottle of wine and will and cooked meal will be available later - does this mean I am ow a girl?

:-(

bah, it-s a load of old penis.

Does anyone not hate Valentines day? Girls only like it because they get free gifts and meals.

Probably but they're not reading the Happy Valentine's thread
;)

no, girls like it so that they can compare notes with their friends.

sorry that was a massively our-of-order statement, especially considering that I took pleasure in sending the most thoughtful trinkets that I could to my girl, but I do think it's kinda true.

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However, I think people are missing the point a little, getting hung up on the costs and the 'corporate bullshit' of it all. For once I feel extraordinarily in love on Valentine's day and it feels great. It felt good yesterday too, and the day before also, but today I want her to know because I want her to feel good. Personally and for myself I couldn't give a toss.

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mhhh, is it valentines day today???
no card or flowers n whatsoever even a "happy valentines day"...
maybe next year then :(

Happy valentine's day Gina..

I got no cards today either.. Not even from my mum!

I don't know, Valentine's day is what you make it. I like the idea that a day is set aside for love, i'm personally a big fan of love.

I've never really looked at it comercially though, I love anything i get, poorly drawn handmade cards, flowers out of the neighbor's garden...

...and i've never had anyone turn their nose up at me when I've given those things.

Heres to love!

how much do I have to pay to get you to deliver flowers to yourself Nhatt?

blush

you'll have to wait till next year, i've done my v-day duty for the year.

And boy am I tired.

I don't know, Valentine's day is what you make it. I like the idea that a day is set aside for love, i'm personally a big fan of love.

I've never really looked at it comercially though, I love anything i get, poorly drawn handmade cards, flowers out of the neighbor's garden...

...and i've never had anyone turn their nose up at me when I've given those things.

Heres to love!

Yeah, love is great
Valentines day is not about presents, it is about giving love...
Cards and flowers are more to show how much you love or like someone.
A handmade card or a home cooked dinner shows that a lot better than an expensive preset!

I don't know, Valentine's day is what you make it. I like the idea that a day is set aside for love, i'm personally a big fan of love.

I've never really looked at it comercially though, I love anything i get, poorly drawn handmade cards, flowers out of the neighbor's garden...

...and i've never had anyone turn their nose up at me when I've given those things.

Heres to love!

+1

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i'd buy that if it had an 's' on the end. just so she knows what she's letting herself in for... ;-)

I cleaned my bike today to show how much I love it!

i'm single and not bitter that i'm not forced to go to a restaurant tonight to eat an overpriced set menu meal and drink overpriced champagne in a room full of couples who have nothing to say to each other. i will also not be forced to buy a single rose from a swarthy looking gentlemen because every other male in the room has done so under duress.

you need to get laid.

not if it means i have to buy a rose in a plastic tube and a small heart shaped over packaged chocolate. i can't deal with the catholic guilt.

have you seen Howard Moon do Cornish guilt? brilliant.

not if it means i have to buy a rose in a plastic tube and a small heart shaped over packaged chocolate. i can't deal with the catholic guilt.

Rosist.

For years I thought that the only people who sent me valentines cards (not that many) had cerbral palsy, I was later to find out that people would try to disguise their identity by writing with their other hand. Weirdos.

For years I thought that the only people who sent me valentines cards (not that many) had cerbral palsy, I was later to find out that people would try to disguise their identity by writing with their other hand. Weirdos.

you're too modest; that's not the reason they had to write with their other hand when thinking about you.

Sometimes I wonder whether the word I'm thinking of shouldn't really be 'willthy'.

have you seen Howard Moon do Cornish guilt? brilliant.

no, will have to wait for it to be on the telly again

you're too modest; that's not the reason they had to write with their other hand when thinking about you.

Glueless envelopes, yuck.