Happy Valentines Day

Yeah yeah I know you hate it, whatever. I love you all xx

I wanted to do a valentines day public service anouncement...

I've been checking flower shop quality, money for value diligently over the last few weeks (ok, I deliver flowers by trike), and if you still havn't gotten the missus anything, I have a winner.

Go to Charles The Second Arcade, SW1 (off Haymarket), to a shop called Vive La Rose. Best flowers in town. And I'll be assigned to her shop today too, so you may get to see a very frazzled flowerenger as well.

My second choice, in case you care, is tatiania's garden, crawford st, w1, marylebone.

So now you have it, gentlemen.

I work above that shop

+1 it is really good.

Nhatt, yesterday:

;)

I'm single....and bitter.

I'm single....and bitter.

the perfect event for you

i'm single and not bitter that i'm not forced to go to a restaurant tonight to eat an overpriced set menu meal and drink overpriced champagne in a room full of couples who have nothing to say to each other. i will also not be forced to buy a single rose from a swarthy looking gentlemen because every other male in the room has done so under duress.

shall i get my violin out Mr. Smith?

Oh i'm not bitter because I am single, I am bitter because I hate valentines day, even when I was in a relationship I hated it.

shall i get my violin out Mr. Smith?

no need, i do not require anyone's sympathy but thanks for your concern

Fight the commercial machine that is valentines day!

flash mob valentines day
hmmm could be tempted, anyone ?

i'll be the desperate looking one with drool all over his chin !

If I wasn't working until 4pm.....I would be up for it.

I was going to ride up to meet my friend who will also be there with drool all over her chin but I'm feeling terrible. I might go along though, depends who wins out in the battle of the bikeride cravings v. sore throat pain.

Happy Hallmark Holday.

bike love not people love

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self love. you only have yourself to blame for crap sex.

A few years ago the soup of the day in our work canteen on Valentine's day was "garlic and onion". It was the only time that it was on the menu.

If you're partner's got an issue with either of these ingredients, you should dump them anyway.

From personal experience, overdosing on onion is a surprisingly effective uber-horn facilitator. You can keep your oysters.

onion: the aphrodisiac of the poor.

It's true. When considering my underprivileged socio-economic position, I can shed a tear, eat a meal, then fuck away. Cheap night in.

Could stinking of onions actually drive sex on further as apposed the onions having special properties?
There is no way you can be aroused when you smell like a eye watering bulbus room clearer so you just keep on keeping on untill you can take your mind of the onion..

You might as well pin a picture of Maggie thatcher above the bed. it servers the same purpose

Call me old-fashioned, I still prefer Champagne.

any way Me and Fiddy are off for a romantic meal later to upset as many plastic couples as we can. who knows it might give them some conversation... ah romance!