Gas leak

I motorbiked all the way down old street an hour or so ago. no police anywhere.

If it's gas pipe, I'd be looking at the polo players...

oh, and

4)Kylie.

Its a fucking pain in the ass. The police woman was a cnut. She wouldn't let me passed. Had to all the way round. Fuck that shit.

In the 70's in Mexico they had a gas leak which caught fire, they found people who had been burnt to death upto 300 metres away, and their pipes are half the size of ours but their regulations are pitiful compared to ours also. Luckily there hasn't been a similar incident in the UK.

The police woman probably had good reason not to let you through.

1) Jennifer Lopez
2) Beyonce

FARK! Your Beyonce beats my J-Lo....

Well I'm going to have to pull a trump card.

Serena on in your face!

1)Jennifer Lopez
2)Beyonce
3)Rusty Lee (comedy entrant)
4)Kylie
5)Serena

You guys realize you're talking about "hot asses" on a thread, innocently, titled "Gas leak"?

snowy_again started it M'lud!!

Can we have a list of gasses please Ashe?

It wasn't me.

1)Jennifer Lopez
2)Beyonce
3)Rusty Lee (comedy entrant)
4)Kylie
5)Serena
6) Mine

It's a fucking pain in the ass. The police woman was a cnut. She wouldn't let me passed. Had to go all the way round. Fuck that shit.

This place is going to hell in a handcart with posts like this.
Fuck knows how thick Harry Minor must be...

Darwin award?

Fingers crossed - in a lot of countries it could have been suicide by cop.
Pity the cop...

1)Jennifer Lopez
2)Beyonce
3)Rusty Lee (comedy entrant)
4)Kylie
5)Serena
6) Mine
7) Harry.Major

:)

Cycling through a Gas Leak probably would have been safer then the ensuing chaos going round. Nearly got hit by some muppet swerving suddenly out of the path of an ambulance.

And besides, I'm allowed to hate everything and every one, and to complain about everything and every one. And I'm also allowed to be little bit sarky at all times.

Also, she was a c-nut because of the way she spoke to everyone. Not because of doing her job.

:)

Also, she was a c-nut because of the way she spoke to everyone. Not because of doing her job.

She refused your hastily scribbled phone number, didn't she?

:) I'm allowed to hate everything and every one, and to complain about everything and every one. And I'm also allowed to be little bit sarky at all times.

...because Mummy told you that you were 'special'?

Nearly got hit by some muppet swerving suddenly out of the path of an ambulance.

So he shouldn't have let the ambulance through because you are more important, eh?

I appreciate the tag...

She refused your hastily scribbled phone number, didn't she?

Not only that but she seemed offended by my leering

So he shouldn't have let the ambulance through because you are more important, eh?

You seem like a particularly nasty bit of work today.
I would of just expected the driver to check their mirror and not swerve when there is a cyclist on their inside, and that that act of moving out the way of an ambulance almost caused a collision, which may of needed another ambulance.

P.S. I do say some stupid shit a lot of the time.

Not only that but she seemed offended by my leering

You seem like a particularly nasty bit of work today.
I would of just expected the driver to check their mirror and not swerve when there is a cyclist on their inside, and that that act of moving out the way of an ambulance almost caused a collision, which may of needed another ambulance.

Panic on the streets of London...
Maybe that was the idea behind closing the road.
Just a wild guess...

Whats up your arse?

Whats up your arse?

Your Mum's finger...

So he shouldn't have let the ambulance through because you are more important, eh?

Come on. What's wrong with checking you're not about to cause another accident before you make a move?

Come on. What's wrong with checking you're not about to cause another accident before you make a move?

Exactly.

Is hipster traffic flowing normally this morning?

Joe, its okay now.

Yesterday though, as much as the PoPo are reviled, in emergency situations, they deserve a bit of slack.