Tuesday Night Ride Club '09

Oh, are we getting the train?

I was meaning I'd rather not leave the flat before 8am or something.

I'm going out first thing, i.e. 9 a.m. as I have other stuff I need to do later in the day.

If you're riding out, I'd be happy to meet outside Cafe St Germain at 9am, or something.

Any thoughts clintsmoker/marcom?

C: Shout 'single up!", move towards the verge, and wave the driver through.

i read somewhere that the dvla recommend against waving drivers through - which is sensible - although they also recommend against waving peds to cross at zebra crossings - which is unfortunate as this is my primary source of positive karma collection...

As long as they don't recommend against gesticulating with your head (and I'm not talking about waving your cock at them), your positive karma can continue to accumulate without restriction.

test out the type of train and bike compartments for one. for two.....i'm just so over riding the first 15 miles through london traffic, especially the weekend kind when no mutha ucker knows where they are going and change lanes faster and more often than a runaround contestant

Maybe you and marcom could recce the trains, while me and andyp recce the ride-out route?

As long as they don't recommend against gesticulating with your head (and I'm not talking about waving your cock at them), your positive karma can continue to accumulate without restriction.

the highway code stipulates that you're not permitted to wave you cock at a ped within 30 metres of a zebra crossing or junction.

Is that like braking distance? Do you have to allow more in the wet?

sure . your otford eta?

Erm, ask andyp. I'm a passenger this time. All spent after Welwyn Garden City.

sure . will take it to pm andyp, marco and bmmf. i'll leave this thread for news on rides , high quality piss taking and news about gav's impending arrest for sexual assault at a zebra crossing

Will be interested in knowing your Otford departure time. If I can make it I will, if I'm not there I will probably be driving the porcelain bus.

10:00am sam . that porcelain bus usually runs till early evening for me after a stag do

@Sam the route is anti clockwise right?

It is, although it can be run clockwise, but would be a lot tougher.

I thought the plan was to go clockwise, hence my comments earlier in the thread.

I seem to remember an arrow pointing clockwise on the map.

Anti-clockwise is too easy.

The arrow was key for me in my thought processess too.

I have to do enough cognitive processessessessessing as it is.

That's just a green start arrow! If you plot a route and it immediately goes south then the arrow still points right.

If you want to run it clockwise I'll amend the route and write a new cheatsheet.

My thought processessessessessess are so fucked today that I can even spell processessess!

That's just a green start arrow! If you plot a route and it immediately goes south then the arrow still points right.

Now he tells us. Horse. Stable. Door. After. Bolted.

We need to have a vote. I don't think it's possible to insert a poll at this point. Add your name to the cut&paste between the asterisks - there will be no judging of character based on your choice (honest).

[ame]http://www.bikemap.net/route/260779[/ame]

Clockwise / honest: BMMF,

or

Anti-clockwise / dishonest:

Votes please by Saturday evening i.e. pre-recce.

I'll do another route and stick the link up here. Andy, seeing as you're the only one to ask for a cheatsheet, I'll send you the clock one tomorrow so you have both available.

Sundridge Hill. Sweet Jesus....