Time Trial / Time Trialling / TT

velotoez are grim. My shoes stink from few sweat produced.

My LTS would get me a ride on there. Oh, that's because it was from riding there. :)

I don't even know my PBs for other distances. Too many numbers. All I give a fuck about is getting rid of that 50:02. Stupid dangly :02 just fuck off already!

The wind was at my back, both out and back!

I already stink. If they're faster, I'll wear them.

Enter then. Get a beer after.

I've run out of ideas for things to optimise

Just trollin'

or am I?

Where am I going to be in June, Mr Skinny?

I've only had three pints this week. Actually last night. That's almost a record. Certainly a record in this kind of weather.

Probebrly navigated to Mexico. Or Canada. Anywhere but on route east across the USA

All I give a fuck about is getting rid of that 50:02. Stupid dangly :02 just fuck off already!

49:62

Hehe, yeah, we were joking about our ultra finishing times like that...

"I finished in 7 days!"

"... and 160 hours..."

I've run out of ideas for things to optimise

Just trollin'

or am I?

Had to laugh seeing that picture - my wife lives on that stuff! For the last couple of years since she was pregnant and then breastfeeding, she has got through literally hundreds of those. It's actually quite nice - by far the best non-alcoholic beer I've ever tasted.

Yes, me too. 100s are worth travelling for, make you feel like you have had a decent ride, but you can get home at a decent time and don't need 3-weeks to recover like a 12-hour. My plan is to ride as many as I can this year - subject to neck holding out in TT position, etc.

Unfortunately my PB has now slipped off my LTS and I only have a crap time - which I did on the E2 but on a windy day a week after doing a 12-hour - so I have little hope of getting into the ECCA this year.

Got these butt plugs in the post today. Total vanity value only for my TCR bike.
Quality item, very well made.

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Is that to keep your money safe from thieves?

Will be stoving my HGH and EPO with these.

You needed to have started on the HGH about 20yr ago if you wanted to reach the dizzying widths of yours truly...

Looks like maybe some dampness on Sat. Twatty weather.

Looks quick to me. 1006mb. Sw 11mph. Light rain possible. Perfect.

Shame it’s not morning, 999mb!!

Where are you getting that from?

To be honest I was mostly concerned with my spendy coated chain in the wet.

BBC. I give them shit but they’re normally pretty close.

What's on Saturday?
Anyone else down for the 50 on the A31 this Sunday?

What TF are those?

E2/25 The Rematch