Riding in winter

So i went over to a friends house to watch some television (as i don't own one) and met up with this girl we knew (you may remember her from my last snowy ride). a few days ago i did some work to her bike for her while we ate ice cream.

we started to lay about watching television and talking about shitty bands and iceland and where we should go for our big spring ride and such. then we started watching a movie and the girl and i started to kind of curl up nice and close and she fell asleep with her head on my shoulder all cute and what ever. the movie was over and i got up and bothered my friend took a piss, got dressed to brave the 17° weather back to my apartment about mile down the road. then i realised our friend was getting up and i asked if she was waling home or staying. she said she was walking, so i said hey i'll walk my bike with you. she said no, shes going to run.

i took my bike out to the porch and took my time, then started to ride up the road. then not a block down i passed her and stopped and walked with her. i gave her my gloves and offered my scarf. because i'm sweet. she declined the scarf and we walked and talked and made lewd jokes. as we got to her apartment she bruhed my arm and said thanks for walking and gave me a hug. i figured fuck maybe this was my chance so i shifted my weight to move so i could perhaps attempt to kiss her and my cleat slipped on the ice and i knocked her on her ass on the porch and took a chuck of skin out of my for arm on the banister and hit my nose on her head or shoulder or something.

i had a nice ride home with a bloody arm and nose.

fuck. my. life.

at least i got my gloves back...

With moves like that you are one smoooooooth dude!

I came back to work after a long lunch one day and had finally built up the (dutch) courage to ask out the new receptionist who'd been working there a month.

After my slurred serenade...she finally relented and agreed to come for a drink after work with me and some friends. As I backed away towards the door hardly believing my luck and saying I'd see her later, I turned to walk out the door and faceplanted right into the marble pillar beside the door.

I fell flat on my arse and all I could hear were the gales of laughter from her and the other two receptionists. I cracked up as well, what else could I do.

I married her two years later, persistence and a sense of humour can go a long way

hehe, nice story, i really enjoyed reading that.
I know it was a real story, but what the heck

oh goodness =/ perhaps she thought it was cute...?

It's Emoxfag blog time!

That made my morning, thanks bro!

There's nothing so intimate as a firm headbutt!

I'll ride in the cold now and think to my self, it could be worse !
sweet story though x

thats a novel way of trying to slip it in.

I didn't enjoy that, i hate when the protagonist is a bit of a chump*.

*Not for being clumsy, that redeems you. But for being overly nice.

I am with Robin on this, the Milk tray way is old fashioned. Women now a-days are equal; a good firm head butt or dead leg is as good as any soppy cuddle.

of course you don't own a TV!

Is this the picnic girl, or the brakeless crash girl, or another one, or are they all the same?

Confused of London's famous London

is there any cctv?

it's not the girl who grazed her boob, is it?

Haha, I like the ramblings of the ever up and down love life of emoxfag. One day they will all be collated into a romantic comedy.

starring?

ben stiller & adam sandler...... there's gonna be a schizophrenic twist to it.

it will be shit.

Dogsballs as the leery old uncle who sits on the sofa scratching his nuts making lewd comments about 'slippin it in'

this made me laugh over breakfast... until i put one foot outside the front door and fell flat on my back.

Schadenfreude comes full circle Illy

Dogsballs as the leery old uncle who sits on the sofa scratching his nuts making lewd comments about 'slippin it in'

"wax on wax off!"

Keep at it emoxfag.
..at least she didn't end up in hospital!

quality stuff as always emoxfag! I wish I had your sexual prowess!

winter is your very best friend, a ruse to encourage girl to huddle near you for warmt (but be wary of other, some may want to cut your stomach and climb inside to stay warm).