Pies

"loosely" being the key word here
We were making and eating pies while you cunts were still hunting Kangaroos with boomerangs

"We", being who exactly?

pies are lovely and i am slow.
fact.

Tell it like it is!

Take a wild guess

Flip Flop, Dreadlock and XXXX flavour

Tea + rain + losing flavour

...and you're still here

Take a wild guess

The Vikings? The Germans? The French?

...and you're still here

And will be for a long time. Until my warrant in Oz is forgotten about.

Flip Flop, Dreadlock and XXXX flavour

is that a newquay pie?

for the record, aussie pies dominate the hand-held league, but i think pommy dinner pies are better. organs are fucking disgusting. pork pies are for tommy and ipswich truck drivers. fruit pies are deluxe.

When I say 'we' I mean the British cos funnily enough, I'm British - English

And will be for a long time. Until my warrant in Oz is forgotten about.

Warrant? Does that mean you're a hoon?

When I say 'we' I mean the British cos funnily enough, I'm British - English

It's a shame as a nation we have to live with.

Not likely, driving my parent's old car.

When I say 'we' I mean the British cos funnily enough, I'm British - English

the real brits were all raped out by the romans, anyway...

pies are gay.
fact.

Then fill me up with gays!

Cliff Richard said "Why does the devil get all the good music".

I say why do the gays get all the best food?

Aussie pie knowledge fail. What in the name of fuck is that ^^^ Sounds more like Sunday roast to me.

some thing multi-cultural like FlamingGallahRamadamaDingDongBushtuckerStrewth
i think its served in a flip flop

the real brits were all raped out by the romans, anyway...

this breeding means we got the best of it, Roman empire skills, nordic raping skills, German efficiency and swedish woodwork skills.
You fuckers just played with animals for a few hundred years untill we decided to give you a bit of civilisation

Pip wins the award for 2 Funniest Posts Of The Day award! ^ Right there, those two, for all to see! :-)

Probably a repost.

YouTube - Pizza Pie - SOAD

Fail! ^

'took'

So not 'invented'

What's your speciality Eucalyptus and Braised Dingo flavour?

"the dingo ate my pie"

some thing multi-cultural like FlamingGallahRamadamaDingDongBushtuckerStrewth
i think its served in a flip flop

Over here? Served in a bowler hat with a side of umbrella and dash of misery, surely?

Pip wins the award for 2 Funniest Posts Of The Day award! ^ Right there, those two, for all to see! :-)

yep, i have to agree with you there.

this breeding means we got the best of it, Roman empire skills, nordic raping skills, German efficiency and swedish woodwork skills.
You fuckers just played with animals for a few hundred years untill we decided to give you a bit of civilisation

I can't work out if you are referring to white Australians or Aboriginals?

yep, i have to agree with you there.

You're with an English bird aren't ya? Your brain is obviously full of bad wiring..

And he's a sweaty too