Wiganwill Fan Club

... including '-enge', the German version.

Or 'engy' - the post-fix for fouled objects.

Oliver, that was all credible until you mentioned the "ample bottom".

It is well known that Will is devoid of buttocks.

Did you ever meet Will before the window incident? Thought not.

He lost them in a scrabble game in 1997, he kept trying to score extra points by putting '-enger' after words.

... including '-enge', the German version.

enge-enger?

Did you ever meet Will before the window incident?

Was that the one involving the Playschool presenter and the round window?

enge-enger?

I think we're dealing with a grammatical gender fail.

I think we're dealing with a grammatical gender fail.

No wonder he lost his buttocks.

Was that the one involving the Playschool presenter and the round window?

I'll be a member of the WiganWill fan club, but only if I get a secret decoder ring.

BTW, I reckon i've had enough of my own fan club recently, but thanks anyways. The last time the show came out I had some really stupid moments, the best being that I saw a guy collapse on the side of the road, so I stopped and called 999. When the ambulance bike finally arrived I explained what I saw and showed him where the blood was, to which he nodded and said "Wait, you wern't on radio 4 the other day were you? You were very good." and the crowd of people that had gathered around the collapsed man started tittering away as I made a hasty retreat on my bike.

Nhatt. I've never heard of the "ambulance bike" before. Is it a special ambulanc for cyclists or a development of the cargo bike and air ambulance to be used for everyone? The air ambulance picks up everyone not just flying people so I suppose the bike ambulance ought to as well.

Nhatt. I've never heard of the "ambulance bike" before. Is it a special ambulance for cyclists or a development of the cargo bike and air ambulance to be used for everyone? The air ambulance picks up everyone not just flying people so I suppose the bike ambulance ought to as well.

Tom Lynch's LAS paramedic unit. Fast response times.

Tom Lynch's LAS paramedic unit. Fast response times.

You're never really off duty are you Oliver?

And for everyone's information: I did not have sex with that duck, Ms Quackinski.
My lack of buttocks has been a source of mirth for many heartless souls over the years. My landlady wasn't laughing though when I insisted she have custom made toilet seats fitted to stop me falling in. Doing your business while wearing a life jacket and safety rope is no fun I can tell you.

The club newsletter is currently being mimeographed and will be posted out Tuesday. The theme for this month's Word Search is Pasta.

Pasta? I can't find lasagne anywhere.

I like pasta. I might join if there's free pasta. As long is it's "parsta" and not "pazta".

I'm sure one of will's buttocks just rode past in the snow-mobile..

sorry, due to a typo that should have read 'Pista'.

I hate pista. Too fuckin' chewy. Oh well.. any ideas for the next issue?

Are you working today, Will?

Yeh, I'm posting from my i-phone (insert emoticon for sarcasm).
No, too dangerous though not happy about losing a day's wages. still, some of this snow, heated up with a little garlic and chives should make a hearty broth. That'll save a few pennies.

Yeh, I'm posting from my i-phone (insert emoticon for sarcasm).
No, too dangerous though not happy about losing a day's wages. still, some of this snow, heated up with a little garlic and chives should make a hearty broth. That'll save a few pennies.

I hear the yellow stuff is tastiest.

I am concerned that Cliveo "came across" Wiganwill.

Bromance gone to far?

I am concerned that Cliveo "came across" Wiganwill.

Bromance gone to far?

membership has it's privileges.

I am concerned that Cliveo "came across" Wiganwill.

Bromance gone to far?

When you get to Clive's age you'll come across who ever is willing to let you.

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When you get to Clive's age you'll come across who ever is willing to let you.

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

When there's a willy in the way

When Will's willy's in the way.