Attempted break in

Dry clean only.
Do not wash at low temperatures.
Do not iron...

my initial thought was a play on fat/flat cat

ahh, scot that vid is much funnier when it's played to Akon's "Locked Up"!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azAbEjDzexs"]YouTube
- Worst Liquor Store Robbery Ever[/ame]

ahh, scot that vid is much funnier when it's played to Akon's "Locked Up"!

I'd rather be locked up than have to listen to Akon...:)

That has got to be the stupidest thief ever, what a fookin' numpty.

on a serious note,
make doubly sure the windows they broke and the locks they damaged are replaced or temporarily secured, ]
since the chances are that that the thief will come back for a second go.

Also, if the popo still aren't there keep calling them.

no i doubt they'd come back. not with lpg there to protect her...

Large Protective Gangster?

You'd probably make it more appealing for their return.

Large Protective Gangster?

Little pink goat

Don't worry....
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Hm, the policeman told me to give him a call if I got scared. lpg was that you in uniformdisguise?

Haha, nice..

He knows where you live now! Sleep with one eye open and a D-lock in one hand

Heh.

Right, bed. Thank you for entertaining me, thread contributors.

lpg was that you in uninformed guise?

fixed

A cat is no substitute for a man. PM me if ya kno what i'm sayin'.

I know what you're saying.. Do I have to PM you?

stay out of this wibble.

Yeah wibble, lpg is laying down the smooth here.

Or something.

ha ha ha !

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i like you cushion arangement.
no wonder they tried to brake in..... if i saw such lovley cushions i would have tried to brake in for a sleep on your sofa.
my cushions suck.

...and be careful, that remote looks like it's making a break for the black hole that is the back of your sofa.

A cat is no substitute for a man. PM me if ya kno what i'm sayin'.

LPG i love your style, vunerable lady, in need of some help and you're laying down the mack. Top marks!

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Hope you're okay Tricity, I was doing the ironing before christmas and heard a "snap" noise only to look up and realise that someone had shot something through my living room window! Gangster Clapham blud

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tu6uMDfBN88

Nice! But not as good as their football song:

YouTube - The Footie Song (Adam and Joe)

http://www.teachertube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=0f6e5929d953f7e93b37

Hope you're okay Tricity, I was doing the ironing before christmas and heard a "snap" noise only to look up and realise that someone had shot something through my living room window! Gangster Clapham blud

Jesus! Bloody London. Hanging's too good for it.

Also, glaziers are fucking expensive.

Are you talking about prostitution?

A turn I wasn't expecting this thread to take, I have to admit.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Jesus! Bloody London. Hanging's too good for it.

Also, glaziers are fucking expensive.

Tell me about it, I've just left the hole in my front window; it's about 9mm across or so