The RIP thread...

my band at uni was named after a police squad joke:

• "sergeants, take her away and book her"
  
• *everyone shakes hands and frank introduces... "sergeant takeraway and sergeant booker"
  
  

hehe, such a gloriously crap joke! it was often the little throwaway lines that i loved the best. i remember in one episode of police squad there was something about meeting up at "an all night wicker joint". hehehe.

"This weeks episode: Ring of Fear"

Love it!

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

RIP Zucker, Zucker and Abrahams.

The Naked Gun will never die

Airplane will never die

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

RIP Leslie, also in one of my favourite films of all time

Oh man, even reading the Airplane jokes is funny

These are the best ones;

[[/URL]Elaine: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/"]](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/)Ted: What is it?
**Elaine: **It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.
Jim never vomits at home.

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/"][/URL]Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Damn clefty beat me too it :(

Criminal: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Drebin: I'm the locksmith.. and.. I'm the locksmith.

Also, love this scene.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzZ8kWq8sec"]YouTube
- He's got a signed Picasso![/ame]

RIP Mr.Nielsen.

I'm slightly shocked to learn they only made 6 episodes of Police Squad...I thought there were 2 series made

"I'm boiling a roast"

and

"Water's on the other side frank" (after Frank dons a wetsuit and scuba gear and leaps backwards over the side of the boat... onto the pier"

GO STEPHANIE!

From Naked Gun:

Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.

Ed: Sex, Frank?

Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

RIP Brigette Nielsen

According to google she isnt dead.

RIP Brigette Nielsen

Linky?

oh nvm.

/makes sense if you're a regular at fark.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egaR4WvLPY&feature=related

"She's hysterical!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc&feature=youtu.be

RIP Leslie

"Hmmmmmm, nice beaver"

"Thanks, I've just had it stuffed."

^^That's so good...

Captain Hocken: "You might end up dead"
Drebin: "'You Might End Up Dead' is my middle name"
Hocken: "What about Jane?"
Drebin: "I don't know what her middle name is."

Amazing that his first comedy roll was airplane.

RIP Irvin Kershner..