The RIP thread...

Enjoy hell, lol.

St Peter's Catholic right?
Apologise.

Although actually, can you imagine the awful people that would get to heaven. I think I'd rather not.

I think the guy in charge is a bit of a dick too. And don't get me started on his holier-than-thou son!

Ahh Pascals Wager.
Personally I would take a shit in an envelope hand it to St Peter and say give that to God, you cunt.

Then ride into the back of Jesus's Lamborghini? Good shout.

I'm taking God to the Court of Appeal - cunt won't have a leg to stand on.

130,000 people once went to the Melbourne Cricket Ground to hear him preach. Record attendance (9k above any sports event).

Pondering this. Do any of you lovely fellow atheists have a plan for what do to if we are wrong and end up in an afterlife?

If it was a Christian heaven-style afterlive, I'd turn round to all the pious types and say "I got to have a fun life and still get here. Bet you regret skipping the sex and drugs when it was an option. Shame you have eternity to wonder what you missed."

Ha yeah. Although being the apostate that I am I'll be surprised if I'm allowed such simple pleasures as a bicycle

Yeah your all going to hell tho.

See you there!

Merits the well-worn riposte "Be careful what you wish for"

Judy Blame

Pondering this. Do any of you lovely fellow atheists have a plan for what do to if we are wrong and end up in an afterlife? I presume killing myself won't be an option.

Judy Blame

Too soon.

I went to see Big Bill at Celtic park back in the 90's I was just a kid, nice juxtaposition banging the evangelist drum in such a Catholic setting.

One of the few evangelicals not to have been caught up in financial skullduggery or bumming cats or the like.

I'm no god squad btw just went to see what it was all about.

He had a good innings.

R.I.P.

he also didn't like Jews / the gays / Vietnamese etc but otherwise, top lad.

TBF he did apologies for the anti-Semitism.

I was a student in Glasgow at that time. A few of my pals went along to witness the event (it was big news at the time). After he'd given the spiel he called the faithful down for a laying on of hands or whatever it's called. One of my buddies jumps up trundles off with the chosen ones. "Hello," the others think, "he must have found the sermon more persuasive than we did", or they did until he reached the pitch, where he made a break for the home end to do pretend celebrations in front of the goal.

CSB

Ha yeah. Although being the apostate that I am I'll be surprised if I'm allowed such simple pleasures as a bicycle

Only Foffa.

Fucker was responsible for a movie that totally traumatized me as a kid.

Curtis said it best

https://youtu.be/x1xmXOP3lhM

Mum took us to hear Billy Graham at the Sydney Cricket Ground, after an hour of preaching and hymns she "heard the call", stood up and walked down to the centre of the ground. We, aged 8,9 & 11 followed on bewildered.

Yeah

Stormin MC.

Topper Top (under his Teddy Bruckshot alias) was incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oba9M3DaL68