The RIP thread...

About 3yrs too late there

Ha, just been sent this buy a friend. Date fail.
FML

I saw Ed had read it from the Guardian>Facebook notification. I didn't say anything as I though he may have just read it, as you do, then the facebook thing shoved it in everyone's face.

3yrs is quite epic. It was up in the BBCNews 'most read/shared' bit too.

prince pissing phillip... almost.

/soon...

At least all those swans and pheasants and emus and shit that he usually shoots on Boxing Day won't be RIP.

In fact, I bet they're reading the headlines and having right good quack about it, pretty much like when the queen mother died and they knew they weren't going to be onion raped a-la-scoble for her culinary pleasure.

Sean Bonniwell of the Music Machine... RIP... :(

My fave MM track, the flip of Talk Talk...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqg7LIwgtnE

fucking hell. these jokes are becoming about as 'amusing' as monica lewinsky and viagra jokes.

Oh do tell...

Sue Carroll, good old racist Sue Carroll.

Sue Carroll, good old racist Sue Carroll.

I don't think I'll be shedding any tears.

prince pissing phillip... almost.

/soon...

No news yet?

I don't suppose Naomi Campbell will either.

Naomi's a wanker, but that woman was really awful.

I've put £500 on him not seeing the new year...

I've put £500 on him not seeing the new year...

Does anyone fancy an LFGSS league for 2012?

http://www.about2croak.com

Fuckin' in! Does it run like a sweepstake?

Did anyone see how rough George Michael looked during his press conference the other day?

sticks a cheeky fifty on him too

You get points (150-age at death) and whoever has the most at the end of the year wins.

I came third (World League) three years ago but have yet to repeat that success.

I'll look at setting a league up later.

Does anyone fancy an LFGSS league for 2012?

http://www.about2croak.com

Great suggestion Jonny
Looking forward to the lfgss version when you set it up...
How you gonna do that?

I''ve just started a league so once the game starts for next year, we can add our caskets.

It's called LFGSS and the password is the very imaginative LFGSS. Once it starts, I'll put a proper post up to invite everyone.

Fuckin' in! Does it run like a sweepstake?

Did anyone see how rough George Michael looked during his press conference the other day?

sticks a cheeky fifty on him too

He's got HIV

Know for sure or another Pisti hunch?

I've been told. It'll be out in a few weeks

Most irons get pneumonia before HIV

I'll buy a bulk of tickets then. The fuckers'll be worth a mint when the announcement's made.

It's worth sticking a score on it coming out before end of March

He's got HIV

I thought he drove a Range Rover, not a wagon.

He drove a Strange Rover into Snappy Snaps and parked his Jag on Hyde Park Corner after a couple of jazz cigarettes.

He's got HIV

Know for sure or another Pisti hunch?

Pneumonia, innit.*

*) sexist