What's the funniest cuss, swear, bad words?

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

joey deacon

I like the non-swearing ones like my early post of Twerp, and superP's Wally and that other dude back there with a few. I think you can make people feel more put down if you don't resort to the obvious invectives but just embarass them with schoolyard stuff.

herbert
plonker
nerd

and this wierd one, actually a track name by Fila Brazillia:

Bumblehaun

I like the non-swearing ones like my early post of Twerp, and superP's Wally and that other dude back there with a few. I think you can make people feel more put down if you don't resort to the obvious invectives but just embarass them with schoolyard stuff.

herbert
plonker
nerd

and this wierd one, actually a track name by Fila Brazillia:

Bumblehaun

Twat qualifies for me on that level

waste-gash

Twat qualifies for me on that level

Well, I reckon its a bit ... ruder than twerp. Or Pratt.

DICKNOSE.

unfuckwithable.

COCK EYES also gets regular outings for unobservant drivers

"shit the bed"

1. statement of amazement
   
2. youthful hardcore band from leeds around 2003-4. A band of actual children who were merciless harrassed by older audiences at shows during this period who forced them to repeatedly play one song over and over again. The split up shortly after this period and appear to have stopped playing music.
   

1,000 thundering pythoons is what that bloke in tintin used to say. i used to say that when i was really young and got frustrated trying to do something.

"10,000 thundering typhoons" actually, but I kind of like yours more!

Alternatively:

faggot fuckin douch bag.

i think its from a movie or something.

othrwise, translated from chinese, i fucked your 1 generations. or something like that.

is that not from the CKY beastman vs. Skeletor song?! "that faggot fuckin' douchebag only knows how to give head... two men, in bed, his face is getting red"!

OP:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zg-10vF5Xhs

I'm always fond of "Naff Off". Or "you fuckin Plum".

Muppet:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x9k-AXlMyME

humptyback fuckpot or dirty rotten HAD NO FATHER

wazzark, miscreant, reprobate, prick features, fraggle, uncle fucker...

nothing wrong with fraggles

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDeoO-j3G0

after 'spazz' got outlawed everyone used 'challenged' instead

blue bus bandit

chocopilot

herb

joey deacon (popularised by bluepeter and delivered as simply "dont be such a joey"

scopey

jaffa.... the seedless orange

TUSS is a good old Cornish one, supposed to mean the penis of a dead man or something.

dunce breed

TUSS is a good old Cornish one, supposed to mean the penis of a dead man or something.

hahahahaaaaa

"Rack off" (Drazik)

"Capital Knob/Twat/Cunt"

Cad.

Bounder.

Popinjay.

Rotter.

Bawbag!

Hey!!!

Shitwizard

Makes no sense but rolls of the tongue nicely

Gonad.

Pissflaps.
Cock in a box
Turd on a string
Soapy tit wank
Funt.

http://www.colourswheelchair.com/products/prod_spazz.htm
All these people saying "spazz", I believe the PC term is "differently not a spacker."

Fannybaws

A Scottish slang word, compound of the slang words fanny (female vagina) and baws (balls/testicles).