No God

they haven't done it yet? you can get them to do pervy things and tell them it's normal stuff?

hmmm fancy dying a virgin lol whats the point, must be very ugly ones then , the type that when they were children, they had to tie a sausage to them so the dog would play with 'em ;)

^ but they must be covered in vinegar and no mayo.

I suspect they are catholic priests.

brrrrrr.

hmmm fancy dying a virgin lol whats the point, must be very ugly ones then , the type that when they were children, they had to tie a sausage to them so the dog would play with 'em ;)

I'd imagine they're more, like, vestal in nature..

but vestal virgins stay virgin forever.....well thats what i thought anyway lol does this change once they die then? <-----scratches head, i'm confused i thought vestal virgins were roman?

apparently they actually are awarded 72 virgins and 72 wives upon a sacrifice of life for land....thats one hell of a party!!!!

Put it this way, I don't like George Bush, but I don't like to hear false claim against him just because people don't like him.

like the photo of him holding a phone upside down, I disliked the man greatly but I defended him in that photo as it obviously been maniplated by someone to make him look stupid.

Thats right Ed, he really doesn't need any help to make himself look dumb.

virgins are okay but they must be covered in vinegar and mayo.

yeah but could you on 72 virgins? how much vinegar and mayo can one man eat?

please explain what went through god's mind when he did this:

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/19/brazil.churchcollapse/index.html

Friendly fire*

*there were some infidels close by.

Daveypants, you say you are a Christian, can I ask you whether you believe in life after death ?

Yes I do.

And do you believe that you go to paradise / heaven on your death ?

I mean how do you describe and explain the whole thing ... entity? energy? concept? cheesecake, don't know ...

I have the very same problem with the god hypothesis, as much as you may ask - no religious adherent will offer you a cogent answer to what they believe a god to be.

oh i see

ummm

well it's like this dude who made us from just nothing and ribs. he knows like everything and works everything and knows if you're wanking or taking his name in vain and stuff, but he like fucks with you by filling the world with reliable testable evidence as to how he can't possibly exist to make sure only the really smart true believers get the good stuff like living forever in a big cloud where you can have chips every day. once he told this guy to build a boat big enough to hold 2 of everything in the world and drowned everything else, even the things that can swim, and started again cos he didn't like the way it was going. he smote a few people for playing up and has lots of slightly different fan clubs most of whom like to kill each other over the details of the best way to please him.

Chips ! No one told me there were chips involved !!

[drops to the floor and assumes the prostrate position of worthlessness]

Dear father, forgive me these few foolish things I have said . . . . . .

So there are still some folks believing in that ? ( though I quite like ribs, ideally served with a fresh pint of lager ) ...

Fundamental / evangelical Christianity is in the majority in the US, Biblical literalism is mainstream. Beliefs such as the creation story, the resurrection, the flood, the garden / talking snake and so on, are not only subscribed to on a massive scale but those who believe the Bible to be an historical record of facts are on the rise in both the US and the UK.

apparently they actually are awarded 72 virgins and 72 wives upon a sacrifice of life for land....thats one hell of a party!!!!

If there are not enough virgins in Jannah, does Allah simply kill enough young girls to ensure the supply of his promised rewards, or does he simply manufacture pre-made young virgin girls already in paradise ?

If he is killing young girls on earth to supply virgins to other people, how does he put the life of one person before that of 72 others ?

If he can manufacture the young girls in paradise, why not simply manufacture everyone already in paradise instead of having to take our chances down here ?

All sounds very suspect to me.

So there are still some folks believing in that ? ( though I quite like ribs, ideally served with a fresh pint of lager ) ...

Sorry to dicress... Bodeans barbeque is very good for ribs.

I like cress

If there are not enough virgins in Jannah, does Allah simply kill enough young girls to ensure the supply of his promised rewards, or does he simply manufacture pre-made young virgin girls already in paradise ?

If he is killing young girls on earth to supply virgins to other people, how does he put the life of one person before that of 72 others ?

If he can manufacture the young girls in paradise, why not simply manufacture everyone already in paradise instead of having to take our chances down here ?

All sounds very suspect to me.

Maybe he just casts up virgins with some latex in a rubber mold? ;)

^^I think the bus decorating atheists could have saved themselves some time there.

You can do that to any belief system, doesn't make it a true representation (as can be seen above...so long as you can look past the trainwreck line-spacing)

And yes Tynan, I do believe in life after death. If you're going to rip me to shreds with your clever words then do it already, the suspense is killing me...

You can do that to any belief system, doesn't make it a true representation (as can be seen above...so long as you can look past the trainwreck line-spacing)

I like the line spacing. I believe that it is the result of Intelligent Design.

Tynan is my God, i want to eat his flesh and ignore his snake.

or something.

I love that Christianity one. Brilliant.