Falling off

As a euphemism.

Do you have any website addresses, links ?

^ not offhand, but just google "man puts willy in girl"

that sounds yuck, sorry. let's get back on topic.

i fell off at a very slow pace a couple of weeks ago, by trying not to bump into a girl. i got muddled up, couldn't get my feet out of my straps and toppled over. i was going at about 1mph, and grazed myself. she found it most amusing.

that sounds yuck, sorry. let's get back on topic.

i fell off at a very slow pace a couple of weeks ago, by trying not to bump into a girl. i got muddled up, couldn't get my feet out of my straps and toppled over. i was going at about 1mph, and grazed myself. she found it most amusing.

Did it end in a romp like emoxfag's encounters?

did she let you park your bike in her bush afterwards?

^ not offhand, but just google "man puts willy in girl"

Sounds dirty/filty.

Let me just put the cat out.

did she let you park your bike in her bush afterwards?

LPG, you should have your own Christmas show on ITV.

No, the parking bike in bush is my joke, and that tv show is mine.

And no, I didn't shag her, because her boyfriend was laughing at me too.

Now if he'd have been laughing with me instead of at me....

No, the parking bike in bush is my joke, and that tv show is mine.

And no, I didn't shag her, because her boyfriend was laughing at me too.

Now if he'd have been laughing with me instead of at me....

Like I said, do you have any website addresses, links ?

^ not offhand, but just google "man puts willy in girl"

that sounds yuck, sorry. let's get back on topic.

i fell off at a very slow pace a couple of weeks ago, by trying not to bump into a girl. i got muddled up, couldn't get my feet out of my straps and toppled over. i was going at about 1mph, and grazed myself. she found it most amusing.

^ not offhand, but just google "man puts willy in girl"

Sounds dirty/filty.

Let me just put the cat out.

Did she let you park your bike in her bush?

No, the parking of cat in bush is my job, and that bike is mine.

And no, I didn't feed her, because she's getting fat.

Now if she'd have been getting fat instead of getting fat...

^uh??

bedtime.

Now if she'd have been getting fat instead of getting fat...

That's a hard one to pull off.

Any I am off to bed now, you people sicken me.

These people thicken me.

phnaar

I'm quite fucking drunk.. and yet I make it home fine. If I was more sober I may very well crash.

Lesson: Always be drunk.

HTFU.

deadly fanny pack seems to have the art of falling off down to a science, well done there. myself however, i generally fall off at traffic lights. once stationary, i'm usually too busy looking about the place, forgetting i have a foot strapped in. one look too many over the left shoulder, the weight of the bag pulls to the right, can't get the foot out. bollocks. on the floor in front of the traffic. it's always better with an audience i find!

keep ur bike in good working order too. My headset needed new bearings this week ad kept locking up, hence three falls on the simplest of turns not going very fast

squag I really fancy your avatar.

I fell off again this evening.

Some muppet RLJ'd on Shaftsbury Ave in his aged Japanese pile of rubbish sports car. He missed me by about a foot.

I was so relieved he didn't kill me that I cycled into the kerb and fell off.

As I was clipped in, and forgot about that, I looked even more of an idiot.

Damage - handlebar tape, and pride.

Nuff said really.

I was so relieved he didn't kill me that I cycled into the kerb and fell off.

That made me lol.

Can anyone put a frequency on crashes that happened due to cars?
I fall plenty in the winter, but I have only been hit by a car twice since I started commuting, during which time I have covered 3200km.
So about once per 1000 miles for me.

One incident was a very lucky smidsy clip of the panniers. The other was a door opener in a place I couldn't escape from the door zone.