WTF is going on at Tescos in Brixton?

"this isn't just a fixie, this a Marks and Spencer 'swagger' fixie"

it's funny how something becomes adopted by the masses innit?

there's no reason on earth why fixies should be in a ford focus ad or a diet coke ad - they will have no impact on the sales of either and nationwide the ads will have no sway over the mass market's interest in fixed gear. Yet people involved in the publicity decide the products need an injection of cool, and arbitrarily the fixie is chosen (as I doubt the BLB publicity machine is hammering out product placement deals).

What a shame the fixie can be appropriated by absolutely anyone for any means. Instead of diet coke and ford someone should be making a kids film where somehow the fixies they are riding become intrinisic to the climax of the plot. Then it would blow up for the right people rather than a bunch of halfwit London thirtysomethings who listen to Chris Moyles and take it easy monday to friday "cos it's a school night".

We've come a long way since ET.

Don't be so precious...

bin dun

YouTube - Fixed Gear Coke Commercial

"this isn't just a fixie, this a Marks and Spencer 'blagger' fixie"

Fixed.

Don't be so precious...

sorry Platini, yet again you've lost me.

They've refurbished, it's gone all Mac Café now... Doesn't feel the same anymore, knoworrimean?

sorry Platini, yet again I've lost you.

fixed

Bloody soft furnishings + interior design... Give me bolted-down beige plastic seats, a fillet o' fish, a root beer and a fabulous glory-hole any day of the week.
@Platini - smell my finger

"this isn't just a fixie, this a Marks and Spencer 'swagger' fixie"

:-)

Bloody soft furnishings + interior design... Give me bolted-down beige plastic seats, a fillet o' fish, a root beer and a fabulous glory-hole any day of the week.

Oh, yeah baby... Say root beer for me one more time, just for your daddy... I'm riding over to Tesco in a minute, anyone need anything?

sorry Platini, yet again you've lost me.

Mission accomplished.

Oh, yeah baby... Say root beer for me one more time, just for your daddy... I'm riding over to Tesco in a minute, anyone need anything?

Cornetto.

Platini
Mission accomplished

anything witty to add to the second part of that message, slowhands?

Cornetto.

Crushed nuts?

Sounds good to me :)

Cornetto.

+1 (strawberry for me)

Try not to bring any zombies back with you..

You've got red on you.

anything witty to add to the second part of that message, slowhands?

What? To 'fixed'?
I think I'll pass. Thanks though.
As for you, any plans for wittiness any time in the future?

Ouch, it's on! Platini Vs. pajamas in the great LFGSS Wit(less cunt)-Off...
Put your cocks away, ladies... It's neither big or clever... How about a nice Raspberry Ripple?

Crushed nuts?

"No, polio."

fuckadoodledoo

Ouch, it's on! Platini Vs. pajamas in the great LFGSS Wit(less cunt)-Off...
Put your cocks away, ladies... It's neither big or clever... How about a nice Raspberry Ripple?

You can fuck off too...
;-)

;d

;p

I just want to belong.

What? To 'fixed'?
I think I'll pass. Thanks though.
As for you, any plans for wittiness any time in the future?

yeah w'ever mr hilarious