We will always be scum because

even fucking animals do my head in
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=c0dzMp61G5w

How fast do tour de France riders go? cos that wheel bent pretty fast

The dog has probably been attracted by the combined smell of lycra and sweaty testicles ...

How fast do tour de France riders go? cos that wheel bent pretty fast

Frightening isn't it? That's a (very expensive) carbon wheel hitting a (rather fat) dog at slow speed and it just folds in half. Don't believe the hype about carbon wheels.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8aBD1oLKpQ4

stupid fucking animal.

Check it out - they even let a fucking badger attack someone on the podium...

YouTube - Bernard Hinault mietert demonstrant van podium in Tour

Blairite.

Expliquez, s'il vous plaît.

vraiment?

Blaireau ?

exactement

Google "Walter Wolfgang".

http://www.gordonmarsden.co.uk/14f46a24-6146-5e04-f99a-7299b3c47d88

mate of mine ran over a dachshund once right next to me. it was incredible! i witnessed the reason why Nature invented them the way she did. he rolled just like my rollers do, cept he made wee yelpy noise.

mate of mine ran over a dachshund once right next to me. it was incredible! i witnessed the reason why Nature invented them the way she did. he rolled just like my rollers do, cept he made wee yelpy noise.

hahahahahahaha!!!!

The other week when going through covent garden some guy walked out right in front of me, and despite braking fast the front wheel stopped quite aggresively at his crouch. I could almost feel his pain, and seeing the facial expressions was truly mesmerising.
He still insisted that it's my problem when i asked him what was he thinking and to watch the road next time.
Well.. it was not my balls that were massacred by a bicycle, so clearly not as much of my problem.

Just realised i forgot what this thread was about, but surely there must be a reason why i posted this story here..

'not my balls that were massacred by a bicycle'...

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Further to any previous positive comments I have made, on this forum, regarding the toastie warmth of Endura 'lobster style' gloves.

I have discovered a serious design issue.

They turn an intended 'bird' into a 'regal wave'. Most annoying!

Well.. it was not my balls that were massacred by a bicycle, so clearly not as much of my problem.

Taken by a friend of mine some years ago:

Useful.

Epic cock lock fail.

Epic cock lock fail.

It's Anthony Gormley, what do you expect?