Tourney: Valentine's 2on2 throwin tourney - 15.02.09

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smash yourself in the face with your mallet?

done. you missed

run over your own hand?

ride your bike into a wall.

yeah Hassan! just dismantle your polo bike and dispose of your mallet...you're not going to be needing them any more.

t-bone yourself?

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Hassan... ive book you in at the london city hospital mate...the heli ambulance is on stand by.

and converted your used to be "polo mallet" into a makeshift splint/crutches.

city's too far, couldn't you get UCL or something?

Hassan... ive book you in at the london city hospital mate...the heli ambulance is on stand by.

ha! hassan, We've found you a replacement kidney...its on ice.

apparently i have no need to do it my self aidan, ray's taken care of it

i'll see what i can do. since your putting yourself out by turning up... poor emma.... sob sob.

literally a POLO WIDOW.

sorry emma.

it's fine, she'll ensure destruction for all

'this brompton is a pipe bomb'

careful aidan, if you 'lose' that mallet you can't play polo anymore!

ha! hassan, We've found you a replacement kidney...its on ice.

dont worry it matches your current spec... we got it from a dead 89 year old woman.

careful aidan, if you 'lose' that mallet you can't play polo anymore!

no, that's where you're wrong. I have thousands in the nest.

dont worry it matches your current spec... we got it from a dead 89 year old woman.

i appreciate bills contribution then

where do we sign up for this here polo comp thing then?

Sorry to put this out there... But aid-bop & ray-steady are going to win...

you might as well give up all of you.

dont bother showing up. thanks.

My money is on Brendan and Scott.

As for Yorgo's comment on whether mixed/ girl/girl teams should have an advantage... I would like to see a draw that will have at least two games before a team is knocked out. I really like the format of the Paris tournament, where winners of the first game go into a winners path, and losing teams into another draw. Or the BFF tournament where you had to play at least two games.

I wouldn't like to be drawn against two of the top male players playing together and then out for the rest of the day. (i.e I wouldn't have Dave to cheer on!)

...But its not my tournament. Sorry Mikerox :D

My money is on Brendan and Scott.

...and i got stuck with Raytard.

where do we sign up for this here polo comp thing then?

listy:

1. Bill y Joel's Allstars
   
2. Team Mike Rox!
   
3. Footsoldiers - Aid-bop & Ray-steady.
   
4. Twins - Gabes & Max
   
5. Bianca and Tom
   
6. The Hillhawkes - Adrienne and Mark
   
7. Emma and Hassan
   
8. Hops & dt
   
9. The Pole Cats - Iain & Abi
   
   1. 100% Mungo (Muna & Yorgo)
      
   2. weebee scott & Brendan
      
   3. The Christals – Ellen (Christensen) & Matt (Vidal)