Cricket

Hush with that chat

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Sorry!

Now we just need to sort out the red ball cricket.

Get in.

Didn't rain on England's parade

Hahahaha

Daughter gave me a bollocking for saying the same just beforehand.

Never in doubt

https://twitter.com/dannykellywords/status/1591759484984360961

I forgot that I was out for dinner with the family when we won the other World Cup, so brunch was actually fortuitous.

This has been my argument. If we hadn’t got stiffed by the weather, we’d have walked this tournament.

That’s not how linear world champions works.

Good win, that. On the whole we’ve chased really well in this tournament.

Talk to Danny on twitter, I'm merely sharing the tweet.

Well played SA/NZ/Zim/Wales/Barbados etc

Add Mattthew Mott to your list. He has a vague idea about coaching white ball cricket…

So this one dayer is like a post tour de France turn up for ££££’s crit race with a corpulent Mayor presenting half a butchered sheep and massive cheese?
Nobody is interested in the result but the fringe players get paid and people get to get to see the double world champions while the losers get to try and show what could have been if they applied themselves?

...and the sponsors/broadcasters don't throw a paddy because England have made it too obvious they just couldn't be arsed.

If this isn't a peak Bazball XI I don't know what is

https://twitter.com/englandcricket/status/1597711253899808770?s=20&t=6uee_-QubvDORHJWWIZzfQ

Who's getting dropped when Golf's Jonny Bairstow returns to full fitness?

Who knows eh. In the meantime you may as well buckle up to see Livingstone at #8

Risk reward team.

Will be worth watching though we may not see 5 days of test cricket

Now they're all bloody ill

Is getting up at 5am going to be worth it? Ah

Well, this is Bazball