Cricket

Oh God it'd be so good

I kind of wish that Foakes would shut the fuck up for a delivery or two.

Can you even hear him over that needy cunt with the trumpet?

Any ideas what Jason Roy has been fined & banned for?

Reminds me of when the ECB didn’t feel they needed to explain fully why Hales had been banned.

Wouldn’t happen in other sports.

You clearly didn't watch the game in which Billings was keeping. His chirping was fucking incessant and annoyingly high-pitched....

Wow Pakistan collapsed in a heap right then. Last time I looked it was about 240 for 3

Poor shot to an unthreatening delivery...

(Copy & paste from any number of matches from the past few years for England then!)

Ball doing a bit. Could be a tough session this.

Damn. Just seamed away. Good ball.

Can we follow on batting first? ;)

This Mayers guy seems a bit handy...

Gulp

Uh oh

4 slips and a gully just then? - like Windies sides of old. As much as it's going to be painful as an England supporter, I'd love to see a proper resurgence. Test matches need a strong West Indies side.

Oooh. Maybe just going down. Going to be very close.

Further than I thought. The umps have had a good series on the reviews.

Oh dear. This looks stone dead. Bad review.

Yup.

Why did he review it? Total waste.

bit early to be running out of heroes

I think it might be time for a "FFS England"?

Ummm... what was our lowest total against the windies?

77

This phase of the 'Red Ball Restart' looks familiar.

Port of Spain in the 90s, wasn't it? 40-odd. So we've beaten that. Always a silver lining.

England clearly want to get their seamers onto this pitch sharpish, to make the most of conditions...

Can we follow on batting first? ;)