Squash

Sweet, thanks :). How far is it from brixton underground?

2 min walk

Reckon you guys be interested in franco manca pizza before?

Now we're talking science, maths & English!

Are we? I'm just talking pizza...

What time are we meeting at Franco's?

2020 court booking, 45 min eating, 1845? factoring in a wait time...

Kool Moe Dee!

Chaps, I may join you at the court.

If I have a large meal my natural tendancy is to look for my tartan blanket and slippers, rather than charge round a squash court.

Or...you can share a pizza with me. I'll prolly do half comfortably, then force feed myself the other bits if no one helps me out...

what balls will we be using? I have a mixture of 1 and 2 dotted yellows. Also, shall i bring a spare racket?

2 dot

Oliver- spare racket would be cracking, I think mine is at the back of the garage somewhere.

I would also require the use of a spare racquet please?

Are we using English rules, or PARS?

omg, there's diff rules?! (just want to say again, im an absolute beginner, never played, but can def hit balls)

THlS lS ENGLAND!!!!!

Well, being close to my millionth birthday when I've played before I used the English rules- first to 9 wins, only server scores.

Yeah, I don't like the new anyone scores willy nilly rules. This new generation is weak!

Although if we're sharing a court, PARS would mean a quicker turnover.

We could just limit it to 3 points/game to keep the turnover high- otherwise those not playing are going to get cold and crotchety

I foresee heckling

Oliver- spare racket would be cracking, I think mine is at the back of the garage somewhere.
Another name for your abode?

Racket count

I have one racket....

Oliver has a spare for Dammit, but I have none.
1 court right? We're on rotation so I be able to use one of yours, unless you've got giant hands....
and we know what big hands means...