Football

Is Di Canio in the running?

Paul Jewell is still available, isn't he?

Sean O'Driscoll

#3rdtimelucky

I can't wait for Billy's autobiography. It'll be the first one ever written in the third person.

Billy could throw his little hat back in the ring.

Entire Chelsea team not sent off by mistake

                                                  REFEREE Andre Marriner has  been criticised for failing to dismiss players despite TV replays  showing them wearing Chelsea shirts.


                                         ![](http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/marriner250.jpg)Overcompensating

The referee of Saturday’s match against Chelsea allowed John Terry to remain on the pitch in the face of overwhelming evidence that he was, and continues to be, John Terry.
Midfielder Eden Hazard could even be heard remonstrating with the referee, saying “Look at what I’m wearing, I know what I am.”
Onlooker Joanna Kramer said: “The crowd was dumbfounded at the sheer idiotic risk of allowing players wearing Chelsea shirts to play a full 90 minutes of football.
“At the very least Samuel Eto’o should have been given a red card, because it was obvious to everyone he needed a good sit-down to catch his breath. And maybe a cup of tea and a Bourbon.”
Andre Marriner said: “Improbable as it seems, there’s actually nothing in the FA’s rules prohibiting a club from being Chelsea.
“Obviously high-level discussions are in progress to rectify that, and by next season we hope to have technology in place that will detect and nullify Chelsea players before they even reach the pitch.”
Arsene Wenger said: “If only league titles were awarded on the basis of moral superiority.
“Still, at least they didn’t shame the whole of English football by playing Ashley Cole.”

^Works better as a screen shot...

Derby day - FFS.

That's quite good.

Whoever is scripting this season is doing a great job. "Yeah, we'll dangle salvation in the form of a scruffy 3-0 win against some shit euro team. Then pair them against uberfootballmenschen in the next round. In the league we'll beat them up at home, letting them snatch draws from the jaws of victry right. And then, we'll not only let their one time hated rivals get a 40 point swing on them. While their once small time haven't got a tin pot to piss in neighbours who aren't losing money to the owners at a frightening amount will loom over them. Growing ever larger and more feersum."

"all for 30 quid or so a month? good work"

rooneys goal wasn't even the best 60 yarder of the weekend let alone the best goal ever as some people were saying

http://www.businessinsider.com/a-league-goal-own-half-2014-3

The phone in on Radio Derby last night was debating which of our five goals against Forest was the best.

Split decision between Hendrick and Russell. None of Bryson's three got a look in.

Nice having five to choose from though.

rooneys goal wasn't even the best 60 yarder of the weekend let alone the best goal ever as some people were saying

http://www.businessinsider.com/a-league-goal-own-half-2014-3

It's cos it's Rooney init. The darling of English football. Suarez has scored about 23 better goals this season

Honestly Mike, it's not always about Liverpool. Yes they're doing alright, I hope they draw against City and they've played some pretty football. But when we talk about the sanctimoniousness of some Liverpool supporters it's these sort of comments that get me most.

Jaw seems easily irritated these days.

Athletico, Athletico, Athletico, Athletico, Athletico.

he's right though

Jaw seems easily irritated these days.

Athletico, Athletico, Athletico, Athletico, Athletico.

the pressure is getting to him

snore

Mike's standard of trolling seems to have a direct correlation to Liverpool's league position.

Last season wasn't a good year for him. Neither were the previous 22.

http://talksport.com/football/exclusive-neil-warnock-why-i-rejected-chance-manage-nottingham-forest-14032584766#x1F5Zb0XwCSwQSa5.99

It just gets better and better doesn't it?

Fawaz Al-Hasawi is even more fucked up than Vincent Tan.

Also, heard the rumour that Psycho wants a go at the Lolest job. Fuck me, that would probably end in some broken noses and tears.

and the man citeh top geezer is on amnesty internationals blacklist

Also, heard the rumour that Psycho wants a go at the Lolest job. Fuck me, that would probably end in some broken noses and tears.

He was undefeated last time he managed us. We don't want him to tarnish his reputation by any further association.

Shame G's not here to see the 100,000th post...

Any predos on the Manc derby?

wetlip

#spritofpisti