Football

Oh mai dayz. Liverpool fans thinking "Schtevie says we can win it!" and "we beat a shit United team!"

Well United have crumbled even faster than I ever dreamed they would. Pub yesterday was distinctly lacking in reds enjoying a post-match pint. They're still in a battle with Everton and Spurs for the all-important 6th place and a go at the Europa League.

So that'll be games against Lokomotiv Whothefuckareyouski in late July then.

Can't Fucking Wait.

United do not want the Europa League.

United do not want the Europa League.

Ahh so it was a deliberate ploy to get beaten by Liverpool? To avoid 6th place

I don't think they know what the fuck they are doing. They don't want Europa though, it will fuck up their big plans for midweek games.

Maureen is an evil genius isn't he? Engineering a defeat to take the pressure off and organising a bust up to fire up the squad with the old "world against us" claims. I'm off to William Hill to bet my house on Chelsea for the title.

Runners up... Trust me...

Maureen is an evil genius isn't he? Engineering a defeat to take the pressure off and organising a bust up to fire up the squad with the old "world against us" claims. I'm off to William Hill to bet my house on Chelsea for the title.

Either that or the players started to believe his "Man City are favourites" nonsense.
They are now mind.
If Chelsea fail to be Arsenal and Liverpool win their game in hand he will start on Liverpool

Dude, what pills are you on and can I have some?

Wouldn't work, Brenda's too stupid to fall for Maureen's mind games.

Hmmm, rumours that Moyes will get hoofed out soon and Giggs will come in as interim manager.

The season that just keeps on giving......

That would be lols. Worse choice than Sherwood.

Dude, what pills are you on and can I have some?

So Thrushy doesn't have a history of being an irritating cunt and playing silly mind games against managers when he feels threatened? The Cult of Maureen has fogged your brain

Hmmm, rumours that Moyes will get hoofed out soon and Giggs will come in as interim manager.

The season that just keeps on giving......

With Gary and Phil Nevlille assistants?

please let that happen.

With Gary and Phil Nevlille assistants?

Stop it!

That would be lols. Worse choice than Sherwood.

Let's not make hasty statements here.

7 english based players in liverpools starting lineup

congrats. Have a biscuit.

Aren't they all english based, what with playing for an english club?

You lose dicki, you lose

LFGSS Kopite whoppers in cloud-cuckoo-land, wet dream shocker...
#itllallendintears #mikecmeltdown

Hmmm, rumours that Moyes will get hoofed out soon and Giggs will come in as interim manager.

The extra training sessions will be moved to the Big Brother house then?

http://tinybuddha.com/blog/sometimes-we-need-to-go-backward-before-we-can-move-forward/

David. It's not true.

my moneys still on arse i'll have you know
citeh 2nd
chelsea 3rd

Lol