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Chris Hughton is a cock, we were doing alright until the subs, the stupid bellend. I mean, i like him, he means well, but so did Hitler.

DO SOMETHING DELIA.

No you weren't.

And 1 Godwin point to you.

I know it's in the Metro (which means the article is of no value) but does Cleverly really think he's the next Xavi or something?

I seem to remember United fans hailing him as the next coming the season before last. Just goes to show how fickle/thick they all are.

my little ponies pissing their stall

hell this my little pony thing has serious mileage in it

may i introduce to you

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1ixm443ErYA/UZ6oTHB6fEI/AAAAAAAABHM/pzdlXqsUH_A/s1600/Walking-Rarity-rarity-the-unicorn-33605273-373-306.gif

rarity or as i know it fernando because goals are a bit of a rarity

there are breezies and seaponies and flutter ponies

And that's just on dicki's bedroom shelf.

How is Torres doing nowadays? Not really being focusing on the one trick pony since SAS have banged 100 goals between them or whatever it is this season.

So I just watched the Liverpool - Arsenal game.

Obviously it was a good result, but not as happy when I just knew the result, especially not with Sterling.

We are throwing away so many chances, by being selfish, especially Sterling isn't looking for the easy pass in front of goal. He had 3 situations where there was an open player just waiting for a tap in, but took it on himself, and every time hit it straight at the keeper. Now on one of them he got a rebound, and put it in, but we could have scored so many more.

Our problem is not creating chances, but you'll get those games where teams park the bus, and if we don't convert all our chances, we drop points. Let's see tonight, as I don't think Fulham will attack like Arsenal or Everton would.

imagine sterlings end product on par with sas
what a front line that could be

practice shooting after training raheem

No you weren't.

And 1 Godwin point to you.

We hadn't let any goals in, Hughton makes two baffling substitutions and we concede two. This season Hughton's made sixty substitutions with no goals or assists ensuing.

practice shooting after training raheem

He's too busy slapping around girls.

Hmmm. 5 points dropped over the last few days. Puts us back into squeaky bum territory with Newcastle, City and Chelsea to come in the next four games.

Can only grasp at the small straw that we seem to perform better against top half than bottom half at the moment.

By the end of March it could be looking scary again.

Aaaaaaargh.

Boing boing. More later...

Yesterday was the first time i'd experienced our own hospitality... It was weird not sitting in my seat but the whole day was fantastic. For evening games, they open the suite up at 4.30 so that people can get comfy for a couple of hours before the game.

At 5pm, we were offered a "short stadium tour". Amazing. We had full access to the media room, match officials room, home and away dressing rooms and even got to sit in the dugout. Our guide was incredibly knowledgeable and a lovely guy too.

Panorama of the home dressing room:

If you look carefully, you'll see that one player doesn't actually have a designated seat. Any guesses who?

The match lacked pace in the first half which is par for the course for us. The second half was much more exciting. Good attacking play from us and, with the exception of a few breaks, we looked the most threatening. Thievy looks like a good signing so far, he's good with both feet and clearly very strong. I don't think we've quite got the right formula for the front two yet though. Anichebe looked much more threatening when he came on that what we had before.

The game was only soured by some pathetic time wasting and play acting from Chelsea. Ramirez in particular is an utter shit.

Looking forward to the Fulham game now...

See? We can wet the bed with the best of them...

Nazi Nic?

a perma injured player who just lies on the treatment table getting treated ?
or
according to injury room
anelka / knee injury / unknown return date

It seems no-one wants to win the league.

*pipes up from the back in small squeaky voice *

we do sir

Nazi Nic?

Nein, das ist falsch.

a perma injured player who just lies on the treatment table getting treated ?

Sort of... all the shirts were out for people in yesterdays squad.. Scratch that... he wasn't in the squad.

*pipes up from the back in small squeaky voice *

we do sir

You won't tho', maybe next year... And so on...
#etc #yaddayadda

Yep. You just know we are not going to beat Fulham tonight.
Wonder what will happen between United and Arsenal.
I would love to see United get battered but I want us to gain/not lose ground on Arsenal so I suppose a draw would be the ideal result

We need you to batter Fulham 8-0 tonight. I rarely ask Liverpool for anything but they need to do this... for me.

With Liverpool at the moment anything is possible.
I would not be surprised if we won 10-0. Nor would I be surprised if we lost 2-0

Panorama of the home dressing room:

If you look carefully, you'll see that one player doesn't actually have a designated seat. Any guesses who?

It was Scot Sinclair btw... can he fuck off back to City yet?

Sounds like it was a great day Tim glad we got the equaliser for you.

Fancy arsenal to get revenge on utd for that twonking they took a couple of years ago. If this happens I would expect moyes to be under serious pressure to resign . I mean how low are utd expected to go before it becomes untenable ? Drawing at home to the bottom team and being compared to non league football is pretty bad stuff.