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Didn't they just sign him up for another 5 years of bench warming?

Rooney will do one in the summer taps nose

I wanna see one with the fans going ape shit. Fucking dickheads in football; happily give it all game but can't that light hearted stuff with a smile.

Spurs fans being pricks shocker, felt sorry for the stewards getting pelted. Theo will be charged however funny it was

Chopping block:
Rio
Evans
Giggs
Young

Keep:
Rooney
RvP
De Gaea

I'm watching you:
Moyes
The rest

Chopping block extra's:

Anderson
Cleverley
The twins
Jones
Smalling

All dogshit

Keep:

Fellaini

*sniggers

Who's that little Roma forward who keeps banging them in?

He'd probably do well in the Prem

the barman at my hotel this christmas was a big Roma fan and didnt rate Gervinho. Said he fannys around with it too much and misses enormous amounts of sitters.

No change there then, good riddance

https://vine.co/v/hYgZppDiHOX

Spurs players couldn't even stamp on target yesterday

Oi...I tell the jokes round here

When?

Martinez, Moyes, Sherwood, Pardew and Allardyce walk into a bar

Sherwood goes to the bar and gets the first pints in. After they drink up Moyes gets up to refill the glasses.

After a chat and a few roasted peanuts, Pardew gets them a third set of drinks. 20 mins later with glasses empty again, Martinez gets up and goes to the bar. But he comes back with just 1 pint for himself.

Moyes pipes up, “Oi where's ours? To which Bobby replies "Sorry lads, this is the 4th round and you lot ain't fucking in it"

606 after United lose is pure lolz.

Was fun to listen to last night.
United fans have had it too easy for too long. Now it is time for reality and that reality could be no trophies for several years

Really??
Several years?

I agree Mike.....even The Charity Shield will be out of their reach for a bit

Really??
Several years?

*Could be

Look at Arsenal for example and I don't remember Moyes winning that much with Everton

http://differentgame.wordpress.com/2013/12/31/striking-questions-part-one/

awww

http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/06/west-ham-offer-crying-boy-vip-package-after-fa-cup-exit-at-nottingham-forest-4251299/?ITO=facebook

should have just been told to htfu

If he's going to be a West Ham fan in adulthood, he'd better get used to seeing them lose.

Exactly...

Oh Prole.. why didn't you head to the match? Tickets hard to get hold of?

West Ham confirm Fat Sam will be sacked
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25625553

Ha!

Exactly...

Oh Prole.. why didn't you head to the match? Tickets hard to get hold of?

£30 ticket + train fare for a game that's on the telly. Not likely.

How long have you had your season ticket for again?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham/10553389/West-Ham-United-complete-surprise-move-for-Wolverhampton-Wanderers-defender-Roger-Johnson.html

More WHU lolz, they're signing Roger Johnson, who's clearly fancies making it four relegations in a row.

£30 ticket + train fare for a game that's on the telly. Not likely.

How long have you had your season ticket for again?

Ramaye could've given you a lift as far as Derby and you could've got a cheap train to Notts from there.

(I was also supporting my team mikec style this weekend with BT Sport)

Walcott out for the season and missing world cup.

Would he have made the squad?

In the face of stiff competition, probably not.

Oh, wait...

hahahaha - ^^ u srs bro?

if you think andros townsend or Aaron Lennon are better players then you gotta go Specsavers