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I'm sorry but being successful in Norway is like winning the Scottish second division without Rangers in it. Anyone other than an x utd player and this would be laughed out of town

Of course.

Just pointing out that he isnt just a well known ex-player, living on his name. But that he actually can coach a team. albeit at a totally different level.

But yeah. This stinks of a Wimbledon/drillo repeat.

the thing with Mata is that he's not playing week in week out and that will affect his value...

Shall we run a book on his eventual value??

Jaw 50 mil
Pun 25 mil

the worse thing is that this is a world cup year, and any player with aspirations of making his nations squad wants to be playing week in, and week out, that is what will probably drive a move from Mata.

^^ I reckon it'll be either £25-30m, or some sort of part-ex deal.

Weather report courtesy of the flounced one...

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2014/01/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-derby-v-chelsea/

And in fine form.

Derby’s achievements in football are not all in the past. This season they were runners up in the Brian Clough Trophy.

KAPOW!

He missed a trick in making it tolkeinesque, if he is of the opinion we're all short.

As I have said, this observation is based on empirical evidence. I have sized up every Derby supporter I know and all three of them are noticeably shorter than my daughters.

Amazing...

He missed a trick in making it tolkeinesque, if he is of the opinion we're all short.

Are your feet hairy too?

Damo Baggins?

That kinda works...

i know a derby fan who is a good 6'2" and the spit of mario melchiot.

clintsmoker will remember hutch

Has Mark Clattenburg been getting a bit sweary again?

If players are allowed to swear at refs and gang up on them for bad decisions then refs should be allowed to abuse players. Especially when they make a mistake. In fact officials should be allowed to stop the game for a minutes laughing if a player misses a sitter etc or hand out yellow cards for poor control and passing etc

Clattenburg's a cunt, the derby @ Goodison in 2007 is testament to my view. He hadn't reffed at Goodison until the Southampton game at Christmas

In the tunnel afterwards, Everton players were furious at him not giving a blatant last minute pen and he was 'supposed' to have turned round to Neville and said 'Do you really think I was going to give you a last minute penalty against Liverpool?'

Photo's later surfaced of Clattenburg few months before in pre-season in Thailand with Liverpool having his photo taken with players and receiving a gifted signed shirt

The fella's bent as arseholes

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/152424-morgan-joins-yeovil-on-permanent-deal

Always a shame to see a academy product leave, I thought he might be one of the ones who makes it, with 3 appearances this year, but I guess he's another Neil Mellor.

4 games, 0 goals for Yeovil in half a season isn't exactly Premiership form.

"As a finisher he is probably one of the best I’ve seen for a long, long time to be honest.” - Fowler

D********* thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Who fucking cares*?

*bare Pisti of course.

Ahhhh....Neil Mellor, 'the next Michael Owen'....18stone and now to be seen on Sky reporting on 2nd Division games after a shit 10yr career at Liverpool, Preston and Sheff Wed

*bare Pisti

Ahhhh....Neil Mellor, 'the next Michael Owen'....18stone and now to be seen on Sky reporting on 2nd Division games after a shit 10yr career at Liverpool, Preston and Sheff Wed

scored a fucking blinder against Arsenal... so I still have a soft spot for him.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/02/fa-detestable-gay-slur-equality-board-member

Fucking blithering imbeciles.

i know a derby fan who is a good 6'2" and the spit of mario melchiot.

clintsmoker will remember hutch

Probably most improved player over the years as well. From headless chicken to good quality in a few years.........of playing alongside myself and jonny.
#jointwinnersofmostaccuratepasser2013

Ahhhh....Neil Mellor, 'the next Michael Owen'....18stone and now to be seen on Sky reporting on 2nd Division games after a shit 10yr career at Liverpool, Preston and Sheff Wed

Ahh Pisti, "the next Boy George"........ 18stone and now to be seen in his bathroom wearing a fedora, with his Simpsons boxies round his (fat) ankles having an angry wank into a pair of Saucony's with a studded Liverpool glove on.

Who is this boring fuckin bellwipe?! ^^

*Friends

Barse Rash has not made any friends yet

Befriend Barse Rash*

United look set to embarrassed with transfer dealings once again.

Going in for Koke at Atletico, which is incredibly unlikely to go ahead for anything less than £35m!