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That's some quality insight.

He's not far off though.

This backs up my statement that I have N E V E R seen an attractive German*

*Heidi Klum being the exception

They're all plastic English football fans.

This backs up my statement that I have N E V E R seen an attractive German*

*Heidi Klum being the exception

What? Guy on the right with the Wembley t-shirt is hot stuff.

I thought that was John H on the left 'til they stopped jumpin' up and down...

*Heidi Klum being the exception

Spurs dominated tonight, a bit concerned that for all the possession we're still having issues unlocking the final third though. Lamela looked a different player (ie good) but needs to stop falling over.

good result, not that much of a game really.
Lamela's goal, and growing confidence was good to see. He looks a bit like a young Cristiano Ronaldo, with the step overs and the close control.
Capoue returning gives us a really interesting mix in midfield with him being a more Busquets type player in terms of breaking up and initiating play.
Still think Kaboul and Vertonghen are our best center back pairing.
We've qualified, now have two games to experiment with the squad and young players and to see if we can get that mix of defensive solidity and attacking spirit going.
Need a younger sweeper keeper to be brought in, Brad's getting perilously close to his sell by date.
Eriksen showed flashes of inspiration, and his second half screamer which was just tipped over the bar was excellent. But he also dawdled a bit, played a couple of sloppy passes that put us into trouble, and had a hard time finding that pass that would unlock Sheriff.
Newcastle on the weekend, hoping they come out and play, rather than try to stifle us, more space for us to attack into that way..

Corny, please.

Lamela a young CRonaldo and Capoue a Busquets type of player?

Bits of my shake shack concrete just came out of my nose.

Aston Villa 2 v 0 Cardiff
Chelsea 3 v 1 West Brom
Crystal Palace 2 v 0 Everton
Liverpool 0 v 0 Fulham
Southampton 4 v 0 Hull
Norwich1 v 1 West Ham

Tottenham 0 v 2 Newcastle
Sunderland 0 v 8 Man City
Man Utd 1 v 1 Arsenal
Swansea 3 v 0Stoke

Jaw, notice how I was careful to say "looks a bit like," definitely not wanting to make out they are as good as those players, but that's who they remind me of, so that's what I wrote down,
Who do they remind you of? and lets not take the easy option of inserting shit player's name...

http://www.theguardian.com/football/football-cliches/quiz/2013/nov/08/football-quiz-cliches

You scored 11 out of a possible 15

You're languishing in mid-table mediocrity

I thought 11 was pretty good for me

15 out of 15.

"You are fully fluent in the language of football, Clive."

You scored 14 out of a possible 15

Very good - you're there or thereabouts

Got the formation qu wrong. tactics - who fucking needs em?

You scored 15 out of a possible 15

You are fully fluent in the language of football, Clive

I'm sure Andy Townsend would get 16 out of 15 on that.

No chance, he'd mix them up.
"He's got a really impudent turn of pace there, Gary..."

The only talent he's got is wasting oxygen.

13 out of 15

need to work on that

14 out of 15.

Slipped up on the formation too. schoolboy error there, absolutely gutted.

Jaw, notice how I was careful to say "looks a bit like," definitely not wanting to make out they are as good as those players, but that's who they remind me of, so that's what I wrote down,
Who do they remind you of? and lets not take the easy option of inserting shit player's name...

Lamela = Tello or James Rodriguez

Capoue = Blaise Matuidi

13 out of 15

13 out of 15

got the club chairman bid and withdrawal from the national squad question's wrong.

football business and international matches >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

shame on those of you for getting the formation question wrong

1. 
   Injury question plus one other. Not the tactics one.
   

I got the formation question wrong.

I'll get my coat.